Monday, March 10, 2008
Sell Me Down The River
My name is Kristen.
My turn ons are: cheesecake, gel pens with comfort grip, and Bob Villa.
My turns offs are: plates lacking cheesecake, improper spelling, and Fergie.
I'm looking for someone who will pay me to sit and make sarcastic remarks all day long.
Those with sarcasm fetishes are welcome; I don't judge.
Touching is not permissible - the boyfriend would not allow this, and he bites.
If interested, please e-mail me and express what level of sarcasm you prefer.
Insults and rants are also available for an extra fee.
I look forward to hearing from you.