After this morning's fun-filled post, and a day of super happy awesome cranial meltdowns, I decided to do something constructive.
So I channeled the retired Dear Abby. No, she's not dead. This was not a seance, nor a go at the Ouija board. I merely used my magical mind powers to ask her advice. She was quite accommodating.
She told me that if something important is broken and you want it to be whole again, you must put the pieces back together carefully and build it up stronger than it was before.
Yeah, ok. So maybe I was just talking to myself. Not so wise at all.
Either way, I'm investing in cases of Krazy Glue.
Beware people - if anyone gives me shit, I'll glue your body parts together. I've got some buildin' to do.