Yesterday I got a shirt in the mail from another website I blog for.
Did I say shirt?
Pretty sure I meant dress.
Why is it that everytime I get a shirt from people I write or blog for, they're always huge? This is probably the smallest of the bunch. And it was the smallest size they had.
When a 'shirt' covers the entirety of your ass, it is no longer considered a shirt.
Is it a common belief that writers and bloggers are large people?
I was not aware of that.
Why yes, I have.
Stop pressuring me.
The Fatass Writer