Friday, May 30, 2008

Fat Bottomed Girls, You Make The Bloggin' World Go 'Round

Yesterday I got a shirt in the mail from another website I blog for.

Special.
Did I say shirt?

Pretty sure I meant dress.

Why is it that everytime I get a shirt from people I write or blog for, they're always huge? This is probably the smallest of the bunch. And it was the smallest size they had.

When a 'shirt' covers the entirety of your ass, it is no longer considered a shirt.

Is it a common belief that writers and bloggers are large people?

I was not aware of that.

Duly noted.

Why yes, I have.

Stop pressuring me.

Love,

The Fatass Writer

18 comments:

The Happy Crayfish said...

Saucey Bitch.

You can almost see....er.... stuff in those photo's!

YOWZA, methingk I got me a live one here!!!!


God I love you!

Kris said...

Yes, you do love me. Remember that. ;)

And no, you can't almost see anything. Trust me, the shirt is uber long. I'll show you.

I wise man who admires a certain brazen Hussy said...

What, you have to shave TWICE to wear that thing you hussy!

:P

Kris said...

Jesus.

First of all, you need an editor. Good that you'll soon be living with one. I hear she's cool.

Secondly... IT'S LONG! NO CROTCHAL REGIONS ARE SHOWING! Aaand I can be a hussy if I wanna. Yep.

Celibacy rules said...

Sex sells.

Skank does not.

Hits will tell the tale!

:P

Kris said...

Are you calling me a skank?

If you are, you're gonna be a lonely man, Gagnon. Or a dead one.

And my hits are just fine, thankyouveryfrigginmuch.

screetus said...

I love your new dress.

Chris R said...

Kris, I think you've come up with a new way of how we think of the word "dress shirt". Well at least for me that is...not sure about anyone else :/

Kris said...

Thanks, Screetus. You can borrow it sometime :)

Chris - Agreed. It literally is a dress shirt... good term!

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