I never go shopping. I'm not a good shopper, I get really bored, and I never find what I'm looking for. I only fare well when I have someone pointing things out to me.
So, since I need a crapload of new clothes (that's right - a crapload), I went shopping with my friend Maggie yesterday. I was intending to buy new skirts, sundresses, jeans, and rings.
But gee golly, I didn't end up with any of that.
Instead, I bought...
Another frickin' "bar" top. (although, this one is wunderbar for fat days, girlies.)
3 more t-shirts and another wifebeater. (Note: I do not endorse the beating of wives; husbands may be another story.)
and FIVE damn necklaces. Why five? I dunno. Don't ask me. Apparently I'm some kind of asshole who needed five more necklaces to add to her collection. Couldn't even find one ring that wasn't tacky as hell. Also, I already own one of these necklaces. But a person who shall remain nameless ripped it off of me when I was drunk and I stupidly couldn't get it off of my neck.
The point - I need help. I need someone who is good at this to help me with my shopping idiocy. Thank you.