Monday, September 29, 2008

Gripe & Swine 2008

So, another Grape & Wine has come and gone.

Good times were had by all.

Sometimes "good" can be replaced with "drunk" in sentences that I write. Please keep that in mind.

I was the resident Sober Sally, since I chose to drive. That of course meant that I treated myself to the infamous Fat Girl Platter afterwards.

Yeah, like you didn't know THAT was comin'.

I took a crapload of pictures, as promised. But I won't be posting any that have my face in them.

I'm sparing you, my lovely readers, from the monstrosity that it was. You'll thank me one day.

Gross damp weather + straightened wavy fried blonde hair = "Holy shit, is that a sasquatch?"


So instead of showing my face, I will only post pictures without it.

I climbed some benches...

Got patted on the ass by my lovely girlfriend Cait...

And unknowingly was photographed the whole time.

Just so I could bitch at my doppelganger, Mike.

And now Grape & Wine is over, and the whole of Niagara will be nursing their hangovers for the next month or so.

Gotta love it.


Mike D. said...

Nice butt, jerk.

Kris said...

Thanks, loserface. It's seen better days.

Anonymous said...

Bums are great! You and your friends are quite lovely.

Kris said...

Thank you :) I'll be sure to tell em. And yeah, I like bums too.

Born with a big mouth! said...

too funny!

Mindy said...

Sorry I didn't make it!
Unfortunately, I started drinking a little too early and was in no state to head to the mansion house.

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