Teenagers seriously lack creativity.
Right outside my house, two girls just had a bitch fight louder than any should be at 7:45 in the morning. Or at any other time, for that matter.
It went something like this.
"You're a bitch!"
"No, YOU'RE a bitch, you fucking bitch!"
"Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you!"
"Bitch, shut the fuck up! Fucking bitch!"
"I'll fuck you up, you whore! (wow, a different insult!) Bitch! (nevermind.)"
It then came up through incoherent yelling that the one "fucking bitch" was, like, totally wearing a similar shirt as the other "fucking bitch." Ohmygod for reals.
Were my teens really only 6 years ago?
Light years, people... light years.