Sunday, September 21, 2008

Rude Food

Grocery stores are apparently branching out into new products.

I hadn't realized that Loblaws sold sex toys.

Cheap, too!

They disguise it as some form of produce, but I've seen this exact model at the Stag Shop for about $65.

Call it a "cucumber" if ya must, but come on. We know the truth.

Better watch out...


It's comin' to getcha.

26 comments:

Mike D. said...

Kris you're a weirdo.

Wil said...

Shall I expect and pray for a full review?

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Kris said...

Indeed I am a weirdo.

Wil, that may be difficult. The poor thing was chopped up and thrown into something called a "salad".

Krista said...

Hahaha doesn't look like the boy will enjoy the new toy.

Kris said...

Haha... he's actually the one who picked it out. And pointed out what it looked like.

But... he's also the one who cut it up and thew salad dressing on it ;)

PatZ said...

"But... he's also the one who cut it up and thew salad dressing on it ;)"

jealousy rears its ugly head?

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Kris said...

Wow.

Asshole remarks in advertising on a blog. How lovely. I'm gonna keep it up here just so I can laugh a bit today.

Kris said...

Oh, and Patz - you may be right. Either that, or he was hungry. I can't be sure.

I guess I'll never know.

Mike D. said...

What the hell was that post? Someone selling sex toys?

Kris said...

Yeah. Sumpin' like that.

Teena in Toronto said...

The look on the dog's face is hilarious!

Kris said...

Yeah, he doesn't tend to be a big fan of vegetab - i mean... sex toys.

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