Shambled Ramblings is home to the world's biggest failure.
What am I a failure at, you ask?
Yep. All of it.
Today is a learning day folks, and on this day you have been taught that Kristen Goetz fails at all things, great and small.
The first step is admitting it.
The next steps, well... doesn't matter what the next steps are, cuz I sure won't do em right! All because of the aforementioned general shitty human being I am.
Ah, the patterns. They don't lie.
This was the most shambled ramble ever.
Guess now ya know where the title hails from, eh?