Friday, November 14, 2008

What I Am Is What I Am....

I am not a wannabe
I am not your average blonde twenty-something chick.
I am not single.
I am not going to give up anytime soon.
I am not a parallel parker.

I am not going to settle for less than I deserve.
I am not able to forget.
I am not a dog whisperer.
I am not a non-cuddler.
I am not good at keeping my emotions in check.

I am not this girl.
I am not sure why I'm typing this right now.
I am not gonna eat the last chocolate bar.
I am not prepared for what's happening.
I am not part of a New Zealand novelty act.

I am not your doormat or punching bag.
I am not on the couch with my boyfriend and dog, where I belong.
I am not anything but your lifetime support and encouragement.
I am not Binky, The Happy Pig.
I am not you.

I'm Kristen.



Shaz said...

Meh, that works for me. Now go be on the couch with the boy and dog.

Hi, I'm Shaz.

ghost said...

hi, kristen. i'm ghost. i too am not Binky, the Happy Pig. but that sounds like fun.

a pleasure to meet you.

Kris said...

Hi Shaz. Excellent suggestion, I'm gonna go do that...

Hey, Ghost. To be honest, Binky wasn't always that happy. I think he had a drinking problem and his career went down the drain.


Michael Stipe said...


Binky the Doormat?

Kris said...

No, you're just confused. Get back on the couch.

JaG said...

Hi Kristen.
I'm JaG.
And I am on the couch with my two cats.

Kris said...

Hey JaG.

That's a good place to be. Gotta love couches!

Anonymous said...

"I am not part of a New Zealand novelty act." WTF?

The Trailer Of Love

Kris said...

It's true.

I'm not. Don't listen to rumours.

So@24 said...

Nice to meet you.

Kris said...

You too, SO!

ghetto.punk.chic said...

I like you just the way you are my love. And I also share your disdain for parallel parking.

sidebar: remember tht even though you are not part of a new zealand novelty act, you ARE one of the primary components of two kick ass indie bands...


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