I've had the theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies in my head all morning.
So, being the weirdo that I am, I felt I had to re-write it.
Please, sing along with me, even though I shoved too many words in each sentence. I call it - The Ballad of the Nouvelle Parkdalien:
Come & listen to a story 'bout a girl named Kris,
A St. Catharines chick who felt that something was amiss.
Then one night, she went & met an older boy,
Who got the chick to date him, though she tried to be coy...
Next thing ya know, ol' Kris had up and moved,
Toronto was her home, though her friends had disapproved.
Although she was a writer, that was mostly put on hold,
She needed somethin' different and that gig was gettin' old.
Craig had higher sights for her, he knew she could be great.
But Kris was searching for a job that she could not locate.
The ruins of the workforce meant that she had much to learn,
And so, in radio this chick is gonna intern.
Suck on that, Jed Clampett.