I've been hearing and reading a lot about Do Over Day lately.
I don't really know where it came from, or what it entails, but man... the things I'd do over.
Regrets are a bad thing to have, but Do Over Day seems to give an excuse to think about em.
So, let me see here...
If I could re-do my childhood, I woulda kicked some ass instead of being tormented by evil little girls.
If I could go back to when I was 19, I would've found a way to have my professor dealt with instead of dropping out of college because of him.
If I could go back to my last relationship, I would've ended things far sooner than they had ended, for sanity's sake.
If I could go back to being 23 and temporarily single, I would have dated more and drank less.
If I could re-do my early days dating C, I would've changed everything one way or the other.
If I could talk to my teenage self, I would tell her that she was a hell of a lot more amazing than she she ever gave herself credit for. And with a swift smack to the ass, I'd send her off to take over the world, instead of being consumed by it like I currently am.
And finally... If I could go back to the last time I had a Fat Girl Platter, I woulda ordered 20 more of the buggers and frozen them for future FGP consumption.
There's my shortlist.
What would you freaks do? Tell Momma all about it.