Thursday, February 5, 2009

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On today's adventure, friends, we're going on a hunt for the narcissistic and extremely elusive blogger!

That's right - Blogger Hunting.

Stay close, as they are quite unpredictable and may lash out at any moment. They have digital cameras and know how to use them.

But first - let's review the common traits of a personal blogger, shall we?

Because how do we know we have a blogger in our midst, and not just a regular Joe?

Here's how:

1. They disguise themselves with tourist-like behaviour. Taking pictures of buildings, street signs, even cups and other random things as if they've never seen them before. It's a ruse! They have seen them before!

2. While having an interesting conversation with you on MSN, Gmail, or Facebook chat, they ask you "Do you mind if I post this?" and it confuses you. Sorry buddy, you've got a blogger!

3. They have an overabundance of self-taken pictures, from every possible angle, using every possible expression. They tend to not like any of them, but they will continue until they do.

4. If you overhear one talking to another, saying things like "they Googled 'fat girl fetishists that own monkeys', and ended up on my site!", you're definitely in a blogger zone.

5. You hear people calling them by something that is definitely not their name. It seems to be an internet name, but is used more like an alter ego. That's blog-speak for "I'm a blogger".

6. On top of the multitude of self-takes, they seem to have an alarming number of pictures that are posed to fool you into believing that they had no idea the camera was there. Even though it was in their hand. And they pressed the button. And then reviewed it. But they had no idea!

Shhhhh! Be very still!

...I think I've got one. Should I shoot her?

61 comments:

Mike D. said...

LOL shoot her!
Funniest one yet I think. "It's a ruse! They have seen them before!" Oh, I'm proud.
And what's your blogger name? Shambled Rambler? Do you even have one?

Kris said...

I am Kris. Worldwide. Like Cher, I need no other name.

Yeah ok, I got nuthin'. Shambled Rambler? Sure. Sometimes. I'm not special enough to have an interwebby name. Not anymore. I have a few.

ghost said...

nah. don't shoot. she's interesting and funnny. let's follow her and see what happens.

PatZ said...

tag it with a GPS chip so you can follow its movement and learn more about its elusive behavioural patterns.

Kris said...

The GPS indicates that she has an affinity for big macs and beer. We're awaiting further movement.

screetus said...

Hahahaha!

I tell people Screetus is my super hero name.

Kris said...

Screetus is a great superhero name.

Kris isn't. Neither is Shambled Rambler. Or any other ones I use.

I bow to you, sir.

B.J. Penn said...

I'm thinking tagging them with a GPS is nice, however, I am certain most would prefer to be tagged by GSP!

Kris said...

You're a dork, boy.

And yeah. I was gonna say that.

I'd have no issue being tagged by GSP. I'm sure we'd have champagne afterwards, and nice conversation.

Liam said...

Hello Lick-able blog friend.
Do i need a superhero name then?
what about Spartacat, or Chopasaurus-Rex....
This cat is new to blogging, so i am thankful to you for the outline of what i need to do.
See you tonight for Ham-balaya.

- Liam

Kris said...

That's right Liam, you need more pictures of yourself. Other than that, your blog is purrr-fect.

Oy.

See you tonight inDEED.

ghetto.punk.chic said...

I want to be tagged by GSP too! You'd better share missy!

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