As there were more pressing things to spend money on, we never got one. Drunken nights at bars did their part for this mic hog.
The afternoon producer at the radio station has had a karaoke kit of sorts on his desk since I started there. Everyday I'd look at it and maybe briefly kinda-sorta think about stealing it. But I didn't.
Yesterday I finally remembered to ask him where he got it. The response?
"Ah, it was sent to me. You wanna take it home and try it out?"
Can you guess my enthusiastic response?
It's karaoke that you hook up to your computer and subscribe online.
I love the microphone, though I know it hates me.
I don't have a subscription to this site, but there's a list of free songs. That means that you guys will rarely be seeing pictures of me with a social life like this:
Instead, you're more likely to see pictures like this...
And, unfortunately for you, videos like this:
Ballad of Jayne by LA Guns is actually one of my favourite songs from when I was little (thanks for the mixtapes, sister!). I can't quite sing it properly, but I'm happy it's on the free list.
And trust that as soon as the boy gets home, this machine is going on the big screen with surround sound. Poor, poor boyfriend.
Don't rush me, baby. We've got all night.