Oh hey, everyone.
Did you know it's Halloween this weekend?
I usually like to have a well-prepared costume weeks in advance.
This year however, I do not.
And so this Shambled Rambler is scrambling for a ramblin' shambled costume.
I need to turn this:
... into something semi-awesome.
But here's the thing - last minute chick costumes usually end up cheesy, skanky, or just plain bad.
Try googling Halloween costumes for women. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Here are a few I found:
Right. Instead of Tin MAN. But, by turning him into a woman, you must automatically bring out the tits and get as close as you can to showing the ass and babymaker.
Since most people believe the Tin Man preferred men, I don't know that he'd go for this.
Cuz that's not Hermione. That's Harry Potter as a woman.
Not my thing. I'd definitely Avada Kedavra that one. (That's right, I read all the books. And liked em, too. Wanna fight about it?)
Onward and upward....
Ah. Wonder Woman.
I considered this one, what with the new dark hair and such.
We found an AWESOME vintage Wonder Woman costume from the 70's or something. Gotta love vintage shops. It would have been perfect, but it was too big.
Such is my luck, friends.
And so... on I go, journeying forth to find something to turn me into someone else for a night or two.
But I may just find a masquerade mask
throw 'er on
and be done with it.
Tra la la, folks.