Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hollow Weiners

Oh hey, everyone.

Did you know it's Halloween this weekend?

Riiiiiight. That.

I usually like to have a well-prepared costume weeks in advance.

This year however, I do not.

And so this Shambled Rambler is scrambling for a ramblin' shambled costume.

I need to turn this:


... into something semi-awesome.

But here's the thing - last minute chick costumes usually end up cheesy, skanky, or just plain bad.

Try googling Halloween costumes for women. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Here are a few I found:

Tin Chick.

Right. Instead of Tin MAN. But, by turning him into a woman, you must automatically bring out the tits and get as close as you can to showing the ass and babymaker.

Since most people believe the Tin Man preferred men, I don't know that he'd go for this.

Next!




Harry Potter....Girl?

Cuz that's not Hermione. That's Harry Potter as a woman.

Not my thing. I'd definitely Avada Kedavra that one. (That's right, I read all the books. And liked em, too. Wanna fight about it?)

Onward and upward....



Ah. Wonder Woman.

I considered this one, what with the new dark hair and such.

We found an AWESOME vintage Wonder Woman costume from the 70's or something. Gotta love vintage shops. It would have been perfect, but it was too big.

Such is my luck, friends.

And so... on I go, journeying forth to find something to turn me into someone else for a night or two.

But I may just find a masquerade mask

throw 'er on

and be done with it.


Tra la la, folks.

14 comments:

Bubble Boy said...

I'm going as a slutty Purell bottle.

Kris said...

Sexy.

Allow me to pump you and then rub you all over.

Or not.

Bubble Boy said...

Oh, good one!

Born with a big mouth! said...

I just gagged.... (from you and bubble boy)

ha :)

Kris said...

Haha...

I'm just making fun of him. It's what I do. Interweb-ly.

ghost said...

be a bounty hunter a la domino.

Masuka said...

My costume kicks ass.. it's an 8 foot tall angel of death that i can sneak liquor into cuz im buried in the chest.. Yes, I'm cheap that way.

I think you should get a blonde wig and go as "blonde kristen" for halloween.. SCARY

screetus said...

Could that Wonder Woman costume fit two people? If so, find a girlfriend and go as Siamese Wonder Woman.

B said...

Be a dust bunny! Bunny ears... grey clothes... or a hockey jersey and bunny ears.. a puck bunny.
Or, just do it the way all girls are meant to experience Halloween, animal ears and sexy lingerie.
You could be a mouse.
;)

Kris said...

ghost - cool idea, but hard for me to put on a short wig. I'll look into that one.

Masuka - Always knew you were some kinda angel. You hide it well. And no blonde Kristen's!

screetus - Hmm... if the person was small enough, it's certainly possible! You volunteering?

B - No animal ears for me! But the hockey stuff is certainyl do-able since I'll be at C's hockey game early in the evening.

Chomps said...

I saw that Sexy Female Harry Potter costume in pizza pizza last night. My comrades and I resisted the urge to cast Sectum Sempra.

Kris said...

I love that you know the spells. Wingardium Leviosa!

Kenmygl said...

Be a dust bunny! Bunny ears... grey clothes... or a hockey jersey and bunny ears.. a puck bunny. Or, just do it the way all girls are meant to experience Halloween, animal ears and sexy lingerie. You could be a mouse. ;)

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