Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Sad Plight of Gerry the Giraffe

Meet Gerry the Giraffe.

He was given to Daisy for Christmas. He's her new special friend.

Gerry is a happy guy who likes to lie on the couch and watch cartoons.

He is also very affectionate.

Unfortunately for Gerry, Jack finds stuffed giraffes delicious.

Veeeery delicious. He likes to rip off their ears, chew off their noses, and empty their insides.


Jack once had his own special friend.... this is Larry the Lion.

He didn't last very long.

As for Daisy?

She's smart. She knows that Gerry the Giraffe is slowly being killed by Jack. She can't blame him.

So she found a new back-up best friend.

The End.


Anonymous said...

My dog Subaru used to have a stuffed griffin. I got him at a college basketball game one night. He took that guy every where. Never tore him apart or anything.

Then one day I came home from work and the Griffins head was ripped off. I assumed him and Subaru got in a fight. I think to this day Subaru regrets destroying him.

True Story.

Kris said...

Subaru! Great name.

Yeah, Jack will destroy anything that is soft, stuffed, fabric, etc...

Daisy isn't as bad. She'll actually just cuddle with the giraffe sometimes. But she'll tug-o-war with Jack over it and bite its head off if she has to.

Mike D. said...

Slow blog day Kris?

Kris said...

Hey man, this blog is about my life. That crap is part of it.

...and yes. slow blog day. :(

Anonymous said...

What cute dogs!

Kris said...

Thanks Anon!

A concerned citizen said...

not very nice Mike. I personally liked that post quite a bit.

k said...

You've got to have some serious levels of patience to live in an apartment with not one..but two J.R. Terriers. lol And..what "A Concerned Citizen " said, agreed. Nothing boring about this type of content. Now if you start doing recaps of Americas next top model episodes...

Kris said...

Citizen - thanks darlin'. Right now a decapitated Gerry the Giraffe is suffering on your side of the bed.

k - Patience was never my strong suit, but I try my best... And don't worry, you'll never see a show recap here! Promise!

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Masuka said...

Get Jack a long friend... believe it or not, that's what they're called. They're 3 times as tough as regular toys

ghost said...

poor gerry

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Kris said...

It's coming. Fret not.

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