Monday, February 1, 2010

Whiny Bitch Post

I may not be in the right mindframe to even be writing on this damn thing today... but oh well. I'm gonna anyway.


Kris, the newly single Rambler of uber Shambled thoughts:

... is apartment hunting, and not a big fan of it. Toronto is home to a lot of cheap places in seedy areas. I do not want to be in one.

... is a serial monogamist who has not been overly single since she was 17. That's 9.5 years ago. Welcome to a new journey. This is going to be strange.

... has recently and miserably become good friends with her couch and is considering a long-term serious relationship with it. Please stay tuned.

... is watching the Bachelor because no other channels are working. Really? People like this stuff? And believe that a crapload of chicks have "fallen in love" with some random dude because the producers say they have to? And that this dude is going to pick out a wife from the gaggle o' skanks? I see... you gullible little monkeys.

... has had a permanent sick feeling in her stomach for the past couple of weeks and is liable to burst into tears at any given moment. This is not the kinda chick she wishes to be, and hopes it passes quickly. 

... ate poutine and mozza sticks yesterday and felt a bit better. Even if only for a moment. 

... is still not sure whether she'll stick it out in Trawnna, or head on back to Niagara. Decisions, decisions. Never was any good at making them.

... is not a big fan of this "loneliness" thing.


Shevy said...

Hey Chicky...
You're a tough chick... i promise you are. It's in our blood. You could head out west and live it up with me... the Olympics are going on right now... you'd have lots to blog about... and I have space... I could put you up... get the rents to fork over some air miles and cash for food! It would be a loverly escape!
And we can be single and indulge in McD's at all hours... although I doubt we'll hear and 80's music... Van is much too cool... or lame, take your pick.
lots of love

phx said...

Yeah, come out west!

Poutine heals all... at least temporarily.

these photos make me sad. i hope things somehow start to get a bit better for you soon. *hugs*

Kipple McDundas said...

Gaggle o' skanks!

Trademark that.

Krista said...

I don't want to be the one to say it's gonna be okaaaay and all that. I felt like I broke up with Ontario when I moved out here but the pain subsides.

Come out west, it's a nice breath of fresh air. Give friends a call and family too. Get in touch with your roots! :)

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Jack said...

The Bachelor makes me lose faith in humanity.

blepharisma said...

I see that face.

Kris said...

Shevy - Aw, if it wasn't for dogs and lack of money, I'd be there. Hopefully sometime soon Leah and I can get up there for a fun girly visit.

phx - Thanks, girly. Maybe if I keep eating poutine constantly, things will just magically become better. And I'll be fat. but maybe happy?

Kipple the Nipple - Yeah. I thought you'd like that.

Krista - Well, my roots are in Niagara. But I do have family out west... so maybe one day.

Anon - Oh hi there, Scammypants.

Jacktastic - Exactly why I told you to write a blog post about it, which you did. We agree. Imagine that!

bleph - which face? my happy face? or the painting?

Gage said...

just remember... you can be lonely when you ARE with someone... and really isn't that worse? Of course it is. Spending time with yourself, although painful is ultimately the best choice. Eat as much poutine as it takes...seriously!

Anonymous said...

You have an awesome pouty face.

Sixty-Four Dollar Question said...

Hang in there. I wish I could say it gets better, but there are good moments and bad ones too. My favorite parts are being able to decorate my house however I want and having lot's of free time. If all else fails, I have a spare bedroom if you need a vacation from life.

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Kris said...

Gage - You hit the nail on the head. You're right.

Anon - Thanks. It's my normal face at the moment.

64 Dolla - Yeah, I'm looking at the positives when I can. However, I DO want a vacation from life. :)

Mike D. said...

I'm sorry this is happening, and I don't even know exactly what happened to you. I think you should email me when you can please. You are beautiful and deserve happiness.

PatZ said...

Someone at work asked what our office should do for Valentine's Day. I jokingly suggested the Bachelor cause in my mind it's basically the worst thing ever and who in their right mind would want to do that.
and then the cruel reality of working in an office with lots of middle aged women who watch that show all the damn time bit me in the ass because they said "Ok, you're the bachelor now."

no joke. then one of them actually went and put my work phone number in the women's bathroom. apparently one of the cleaning ladies was looking at it intensely.

andrew said...

I remember when I went through this a while back, the last thing I wanted to hear was "hang in there" types.

So instead i'll simply say, no matter how bad things are, you can always rest assured the Leafs will always be worse.

ghost said...

"gaggle o' skanks" my thoughts exactly.

when youre lonely, give me a call. chances are i am too. we could keep each other company.

Kris said...

Mike - That's the nicest thing you've said in awhile. Email me, I cant remember yours.

PatZ - But is the cleaning lady hot? I mean,t his could be a great opportunity for you... Older ladies just wanna take care of you in exchange for youngboy sex.

Andrew - You'd THINK so, but maybe not! Last night they were a hell of a lot better than me. ;)

ghost - Will you sing showtunes with me?

Anonymous said...

My friend and I were recently talking about how modern society has evolved to become so integrated with technology. Reading this post makes me think back to that debate we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.

I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as technology further innovates, the possibility of uploading our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about every once in a while.

(Posted on Nintendo DS running [url=]R4i[/url] DS FPost)

Kris said...

Frig, these spammy comments make me laugh... and so, I shall keep them.

Poo McTeen said...

Don't lie, Goetz. You debate anonymous men about Nintendo.

Kris said...

Whatever, Vail. What I do with anonymous men is my business.


(besides... original Ninetendo is best)

Vail said...

Yes, it is. I had one in 1985.

Now, I shall go and eat an entire bag of chips, due to sudden depression over being old.

andrew said...

that just signifies how much the leafs hate me, the second i make a crack about them, they have to prove me wrong *shakes fist*

Kris said...


Can you make a comment about how my life is horrible and I'll never be rich or famous???

(Let's see if this works....)

Born with a big mouth! said...

I feel ya girl. AND YES .... I would totally move out there and be yuor roomie, if i had the resources to do it. Loneliness does suck.... what i do is imagine that the MAN of my dreams is somewhere, thinking about ME ... praying to meet ME....waiting for ME....and that helps. Sometimes I scream out the window ... "I'M OVER HERE .... COME GET ME DAMN IT" .... that just makes my neighbors laugh!!!

ghost said...

yes. i will.

Anonymous said...

My friend and I were recently discussing about how modern society has evolved to become so integrated with technology. Reading this post makes me think back to that discussion we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.

I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory falls, the possibility of transferring our brains onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about almost every day.

(Posted on Nintendo DS running [url=]nintendo dsi r4i[/url] DS SeKu)

Kris said...

...the nintendo dude is back!

Anonymous said...

Somehow tripped across this blog while randomly trolling the Internet today. This was really heavy. I couldn't help but feel sad by it all and just wanted a hug so we could both feel better.

Things are going to get much better if you can shift your focus a bit, I promise.

Kris said...

Hey thanks.... Here's an interweb hug. You should post with a name next time so I know when you come back. Sorry that I made ya sad :(

andrew said...

lol if I did that, you know karma would reverse: the leafs would lose and you'd feel worse - I can never win.

Kaptn said...

I appreciate the interweb hug and didn't mean to post anonymously (blame my parents for poor manners).

Some forward progress yet? Maybe you'll blog on what is going right for you at the moment? (don't forget to celebrate the little victories!)

Kris said...

Kaptn, you're quite right. I'll try my best!

Anonymous said...

I kinda have been expecting this in a way...
But I reali dun think da world is going to end...start a new era maybe but the world is not ending.
That's not gonna happen till a thousand years later! Ok, I'm not sure bout that either but that's not the point! The world's not gonna end! Full stop!
]switch to consciousness 2012
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