Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Goin' Off The Rails On The Daisy Train
Oh hi there. It's me. Daisy.
I'm just dog-bloggin' on my mom's Mac.
She got to post all those darn pictures of her friends, I thought it was only fair that I did too.
She brought me to work for a couple of days last week, before we moved away from Toronto.
Y'know those popular girls in high school that everyone wanted to touch, talk about and be around?
Yeah. That was me. Her co-workers loved me.
Not tryin' to brag or anything.... but geez. After my sad breakup with Jack, this kinda made me feel better.
He's so into me.
And look! Another friend.
She took me for a walk, so I decided to love her forever.
But my mommy had to move me away from my friends, so now we're in St. Catharines.
It's cool, though.
I mean... I have a big yard to play in. My mom takes me on long walks by the lake.
I've already picked out all the squirrels and birds I'm going to eventually kill, and then I'm gonna take on a huge monster that roams the streets going "gobble, gobble!".
What the hell is it?
Soon to be dead. That's what.
And I guess it's pretty good here cuz I'm already being spoiled. I got a brand new bed... some new toys... and three big people to cuddle me.
Too tight, mom.
Yeah. She loves me. Guess I can't complain.
Holy crap, this blogging thing is tiring. I don't even have opposable thumbs, so it ain't easy.
Goodnight, blog readers. Time to go sleep with my pet tiger. And my basketball.
Hugs 'n licks,
Your Favourite Bitch - Daisy
p.s. - uh.... woof.