Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Would You Stay If She Promised You Heaven?

*deep breath*

Aaaand exhale. Well hi there.

Thanks for all the messages and emails and comments about my last couple of posts. Yeah, shit's gone crazy. That's why I'm gonna fix it. Right? Right.

This past weekend was an interesting one, and I'd like to thank my lovely cousin Leah for visiting and putting up with my wonky moods. We managed to have some fun in the midst of all the emotional crap. We're good at that.

Did dinner at the Rhino... then drinks at the Wreck Room.

Neil - "You can't leave me!"

Me - "Bitch, I'll be back."

This is CrazyDrunkenDancingLeatherMan.

He... well... that name says it all.

He enjoyed posing. I quickly ran away.

Despite my depressed and unsure state, I had a pretty fun night.

And then... I forgot how to walk while going down THREE damn stairs, and I sprained my ankle.

Yeah, you read that right. Sprained ankle. The bad luck continues, friends.

Well... today is Wednesday. I'm moving away on Saturday. Craziness.

For anyone who is interested, I'm having a "Goodbye For Now" party on Friday night at The Rhino, my ol' West end watering hole.

Come on by if you're up to it. No really. Come.

Daisy's all ready for the move. She can't wait to run around in my parents' backyard, chase some squirrels, maybe kill a few.... and then go head-to-head with that elusive wild turkey.

Lucky bitch.

Thinking about how good it will be for her makes me feel a bit better about the decision to leave.

Still haven't quite got used to the idea of it. Still have the anxiety attacks. But heeere we go!

See ya Friday! Or else...


Anonymous said...

That is one creepy-looking dancing dude.

Kris said...

Yeah, he was a sight to behold.

c-bhas said...

Maybe announcing your whereabouts online isn't the wisest move.

I wish you would be more safe

Kris said...

I'm plenty safe. This is no different than the event I have on Facebook. Maybe I'm not wise, I dunno. Oh well.

Melinda said...

I'm going to come and stalk you on Friday!

... not really.

However, I think the elusive wild turkey may have moved to Niagara Falls. Leah and I saw a wild turkey roaming the streets while on one of our drives.

Kris said...

The turkeys are still in my parents' hood, but they must be taking over the Niagara region.

Soon we'll be having nightmares with "gobble gobble" sounds in our ears.

They'll write a book about this one day.

Harald Benz said...

Good luck with the move!

Tell yourself you're not leaving Toronto. You're merely commuting the next little while.


Anonymous said...

I love that last picture. Pretty girls.

Keir said...

"CrazyDrunkenDancingLeatherMen" will probably be my next band name. I'll let you know if you can expect gazillion-dollar royalty checks anytime soon.

Kris said...

Harald - Thanks! Commute sounds better than "big damn move".

Anon - Aw, thanks. Daisy says thanks too.

Keir - I could really use those royalty cheques. Let's do this! Do you need song titles as well? I can help. Like "DoesMyLeatherMakeYaHorny?". It'll work.

Neil said...

CrazyDrunkenDancingLeatherMan was a spectacle on its own LOL - Even though he was "struttin'" his non-existant coolness, people still wanted to dance on the stage...

Kris said...


I love you, and love that you just commented on ye olde blog.

I miss you already, jerk.

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Kris said...

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