Oh look. It's Monday.
And on this particular Monday, we're doin' a little Shambled Random Ramblings.
No rhyme or reason for anything. Just sharing stuff with you, my lovely friends, cuz I feel like it.
Random Ramble #1:
I was listening to some GNR, as I do, and a little ditty that I like to sing along to came on. This time, because I wasn't singing as loudly as usual, I actually heard Axl sing. Now... I know all the words to the song, of course. But I feel like he's singin' something different....
Take a listen:
The song is apparently about his dog, but that's beside the point. The lyrics are "I used to love her, but I had to kill her".
Doesn't it sound like Axl is really saying "I used to love her, but I had tequila"? (Mostly in the middle of the song.)
Yeah. It does.
Kinda makes sense, no?
Random Ramble #2:
Recently, a man called me a "super gorgeous moo-moo head", and proceeded to ask me out on a date.
So... did he call me a pretty cow head? And then expect that I'd want to go have dinner with him? Is this normal?!
I don't even know what it means. He took the rejection well, though. For a freakin' moo-moo head.
Random Ramble #3
This is my shirt.
I like my shirt.
For once, I like a shirt that is not black.
But for a non-black shirt, this thing is bad luck. It's my Bad Luck Shirt.
Everytime I wear it, something bad happens. Every damn time.
So I'm usually scared to wear it.
Screw it. I'm gonna turn it into my Good Luck Shirt.
So I'm wearing it as I type this.
(Please, please, don't let me fall down the stairs to my death, or have my hair fall out, or let me break another foot.... ugh, this was a bad idea...)
Happy Monday, folks!