Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cereal Killer

The other day, good ol' PatZ (of Shithawks On Parade) watched the video I posted below and came up with some new Kris-or-Patrick-related products for future use.

The main one being a delicious breakfast cereal and accompanying logo... Krisperanto! 
Brain Cereal. But not really.


That's right. I'm a cereal.

Crunchy. Bold. Tasty. Maaaybe a little bitchy and socially awkward. Did i mention tasty?

Because of the name, I thought it would only be sold in Mexico. But PatZ had other plans... It's MADE in Mexico, but no one will eat it there because they know what it's really made of.

Go figure that a product with my name behind it would be full of carcinogens.

...carcinogens and FUN!!!

Watch for it in the bargain bin at your local shady grocer in the year 2012.

And stay tuned for my line of at-home poutine kits.

PatZ, you rock!

13 comments:

PatZ said...

i think you mean "At-home Putin Kit: Make a Russian Leader on your Kitchen Table!"

Kris said...

That too! Sky's the limit, you know this. Don't forget the Kris-mas Special, Patrick or Treat, etc. :p

Mike D. said...

You're a wierdo. But I would still buy your phony cereal.

Kris said...

Weirdos are cool. They have cereals.

ghost said...

strangley hungry now.

Kris said...

Good, the plan worked.

screetus said...

"carcinogens and FUN!!!"

If ever there was a recipe for success, that's it.

andrew said...

That picture looks like a banner from a bad 70's porno. ha.

I'll take 3 boxes.

Kris said...

screetus - Hey, its worked for cigarettes and tanning booths! Why not cereal? :)

andrew - There was BAD 70's porno?

Anonymous said...

The cereal would do well with your photo on it, I think! And maybe a jingle for commercials. =)

andrew said...

You bring up a good point. What was I thinking!

Kris said...

anon - man, this is becoming lotsa work!

andrew - I do that sometimes. But it's rare.

andrew said...

Well sometimes is better than never!

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