The other day, good ol' PatZ (of Shithawks On Parade) watched the video I posted below and came up with some new Kris-or-Patrick-related products for future use.
The main one being a delicious breakfast cereal and accompanying logo... Krisperanto!
Brain Cereal. But not really.
That's right. I'm a cereal.
Crunchy. Bold. Tasty. Maaaybe a little bitchy and socially awkward. Did i mention tasty?
Because of the name, I thought it would only be sold in Mexico. But PatZ had other plans... It's MADE in Mexico, but no one will eat it there because they know what it's really made of.
Go figure that a product with my name behind it would be full of carcinogens.
...carcinogens and FUN!!!
Watch for it in the bargain bin at your local shady grocer in the year 2012.
And stay tuned for my line of at-home poutine kits.
PatZ, you rock!