I'm a bitch.
Not always, but sometimes. Sometimes I do stuff on purpose to kinda annoy folks.
Like when people get those Picture-A-Day desk calendars?
Yeah. I like to go through them and write stupid messages on random days of the year.
So when Neil got his Family Guy Trivia One-A-Day calendar this year, it surely surprised no one at the station when I promptly went through it and marked days with my messy left-handed printing.
October 3rd - "Don't be a bitch. Buy me a chocolate bar. Now."
February 13th - "Yes, that's it... cry for Stewie. Life isn't what you thought it would be."
April 28th - "Your mom goes to college. No, really. She's there - pick her up!"
But some things weren't mean or annoying. Some were just cuz I love my Neil.
For Thursday May 13th, I wrote "Give Kristen a big hug NOW!", because, when I wrote it, I didn't yet know I'd be leaving. When Neil got to that day, he was sad that I wasn't there and posted this on my Facebook wall.
When I DID find out I was leaving, I left a few specific messages.
Namely Monday May 17th. "Don't forget about me, please. Love Kris."
I mean NOTHING...
says "I love you" like a half-nekkid Stewie complete with star tassles.
Who loves ya, baby?
Me. That's who.