For once I'm not going to use my blog as a place to whine and bitch about the rut I'm in, how alone I am, or how depressed and pissy this girly gets.
So, for today, bye bye pouty broad:
...and instead, I'll fake a smile like these two funtastic chicks:
Since I have a bunch of questions for the video Q&A, I know I won't get to them all. So I'm gonna answer a select few right here. Cuz Masuka told me to. He's smaht.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Pretty sure this would change day-to-day. One day I'd want to be invisible so I could spy on people and mess with their shit without them seeing me. The next day I'd want the ability to make things appear by snapping my fingers, cuz then I could make poutine appear every 5 minutes with infinite beers as chasers.
So... I'd like my superpower to be.... the ability to change my superpower as I see fit. Ha! Today? I can fly. Huzzah, lookit me go!
i have a question 4 u 4 ur next vid blog shamle ramblar why u hate lagy gaga so much?! LMAOOOOOOOO
Ah, comedians. Gotta love ya. Well, Ye Of Fake Poor Spelling & Questionable Wit.... I don't hate the Gag-ster. She's ok by me. Her music used to piss me off, but I've learned to deal. I like that she pushes the envelope and goes beyond weirdness. Her songs get stuck in my head, so she must be doing something right. Although she IS a-a-a-a-a-a-a buh-butter face.
If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
First of all, I've never been to Disneyworld OR Disneyland or any of that. So in reality, if it was a free ride for me, I'd go with any celeb. Almost.
However, you're asking who I'd like to go with. Hmm... My girly answer would be Ryan Reynolds cuz he's cute 'n funny 'n junk. He'd be a good time. My messed up answer would be Courtney Love cuz man... just think of how crazy she could make the rides seem, but then she'd puke on your shoes and pee on a child. Sooo...
We'll go with the boring answer. I'd rather go with a friend, boyfriend, or a mix of the two. Because it's a well-known fact that celebrities have no souls are are therefore not allowed past the Disney gates.
It's a small world for those big egos, after all.
That's it for today. If you have a question for the video Q&A, no matter how awkward it may be, email it to firstname.lastname@example.org or visit the formspring thang.