Thursday, June 17, 2010

Just Like Children Sleepin', We Could Dream This Night Away

Today, your favourite Rambler of Shambled shtuff has two things to share with you.

The first - my lovely Laura sent this to some of her chicks today. And holy hell did it ever make perfect sense:

A real man is a woman's best friend. 
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her deepest desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room,
and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

See? I've been looking for the wrong thing. Sorry guys. I'd also like to add that wine makes me insanely feisty.

And here is the second thing - the good ol' Video Q&A.

It's long. So I'll still be your bestest bud if you don't wanna watch the whole thing.


Anonymous said...

Can you post the details somewhere of what you are looking for in a banner? I think you should keep going with this Kris. I ain't no dude, I have no pretty girl fetish, BUT I enjoy your frankness and candour of le video blogs - woman to woman. If you are bored, (but we arent!) you could edit some random video clips in too, out with daisy on a walk, some random clips of when you go out with friends etc. and have your friend guest on the blog too. Just suggestions, but please keep going weekly is good, you could easily get the job attention you want through this if you keep momentum. Just more of my unwanted two cents worth. but this could lead to stuff for you, just be consistent to build a following and attention cause you're on your game here!

Ciavarro said...

Why are all the questions you get either depressing or creepy?

Caesar & Schultz said...

HEY! you couldn't have a better Love-of-yer-Life. :)

i'd love to sort a banner out for you, if you fancy.

not having a banner for the dog-blog is a pretty bad way to pitch myself as a banner maker... but you already know that i like to do arts for people.

HAVE FUN, and nice post. approved ; )

xo bear

Kris said...

Anonymust - You're a girl! I didn't know. We tend to be in minority here. I am absolutely going to add different clips in and start editing the videos. They need more to 'em, right?

Ciavarro - I guess I must be depressing and creepy. Shoulda known.

Bear - Hi mama! I don't doubt your skills as a banner maker at all, I know that's right up yer alley! But shouldn't you be resting and chilling out, prepping for that bump to become a baby? Heh. You let me know. ps - I may be in town this weekend, hopefully I can see you guys at some point! xo

Trent R. said...

Glad I could provide such sterling advice. I'm proud of how you wield it.

Kris said...

Yes, Mr. Reznor. But I'm afraid it was not you who originally coined the phrase. If it was, I would've quoted YOU.

Keep up the good work.

Love forever,


Anonymous said...

Sigh. Well im not gender anonymous anymore. Yea the clips will be less pressure on you, but your Q&A's are good. just feel free to be creative as you like. this is yer broadcast to zee world.

T. Reznor said...

A phrase needn't be from the original horse's mouth to be sound & timely advice.

I'll assume your agreement and, thus, my credit reinstated.

Love forever returned,


(P.S. "Beside You in Time" was for you; don't tell my wife.)

Caesar & Schultz said...

yeah, would love that - give us a call whenever you're about.

and for the banner - as long as you don't mind a potential wee delay if the sprout shows up... then i am more than happy to truck away with whatever ideas you have. things that make me sit down sometimes (and not work on spring cleaning the entire house) are good balance for me. ; )

take care duck, hope to see you soon! xo

Stalkable Vail said...

I suggest starting each video off with a large belch.

Kris said...

Oh my!

Mike D. said...

The hair looks so good Kris, wow. Darker suits you. You look happy in the video!

Princess Pessimism said...

Where the fuck is THAT guy - the poem guy?? Guys like that really exist???

Kris said...

D - Thanks, friend. I look happy? Whew!

Princess - Nope. Just wine. Wine exists.

Shevy said...

The videos are NOT BORING!!!

They make me very happy! You're quirky and funny, so how could they be boring... clearly everyone comes here for a dose of Kris and that's exactly what the videos give.

love em.

Kris said...

You're the best, my dear.

I'd like a dose of Shevy - come visit your damn family. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hot girl.

Anonymous said...

Masuka is my hero! I agree, we need more skin.

Kris said...

Anon # 1 - Not really. It wasn't THAT warm that day. :)

Anon # 2 - How much did Masuka pay you?

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