Thursday, July 15, 2010

I Will Only Complicate You, Trust In Me & Fall As Well

Video Blog time.

This week? We're talkin' bout death. Sorta.

And everyone's favourite subject - BOOBS. Gosh golly gee whiz.

We've also got some Tool, Sonic Youth, GNR and Daisy The Badass BitchDog.

Be warned - I may or may not start singing the beginning of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go".

J-j-j-jitterbug.

Oh, and Steve? Since you asked about band tshirts... here's an oldie for ya.

Now watch, and learn nothing.






18 comments:

PatZ said...

boobs are always good.

montage needs montage music a la this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPFCHuEegsk

actually... in that episode, boobs are not always good...

Kris said...

It's true. I have failed.

Anonymous said...

When one passes away their debt goes to all the people that have been mean, rude and unkind to that person.
That OR your will goes to probate. Once the estate pays it's debt, the remainder can go to whomever is in the will. Your debt does not go to family or friends. However The husband or wife of the deceased is responsible for paying off debts incurred before they can claim ownership of any property owned by both.

Kris said...

I like the first one.

So maybe I'll make a list today... and if I die tomorrow, those people will pay for being assholes.

Excellent.

Anonymous said...

Make a unwill. An unwill is like a will but instead of leaving good stuff you leave bad stuff like toenail clippings and credit card debt.

Kris said...

And evil, evil thoughts.

Anonymous said...

For your birfday; a videoblog a request/suggestion. At your party, have a friend take the video camera, and go around and get an individual birthday greeting and message to you. then montage it up. it'd be cute like cake. it'd be better if you didn't take it, so hopefully you have a friend who'd be willing to go around and take peeps aside for secret birthday well wishes. happy bday hun.

Kris said...

Thanks for the bday wishes, it's on Monday.

I'm not having a party, just having a few beers with some friends. Nuthin' crazy. No montage needed ;)

Mike D. said...

Don't ever change your boobs, they're great. Sorry if that was creepy, I'm just saying. So what's so great about Kurt Russel?

Kris said...

He's Kurt Russell, man... he's Kurt Russell.

kay zee said...

Jesus Chrr--ist I have not visited in A LONG WHILE. Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!

Just stopping by with a friendly "HI" and "you are awesome!" ;)

Kris said...

Heh. Hi! YOU are awesome, girly.

Anonymous said...

Love the vid, love you.

Lemmy said...

what, no Motörhead t-shirt?

Kris said...

Anon - Aw, shucks. Merci.

Lemmy - Nope. No shirt. Once I saw Hilary Duff's sister wearing one (though she had no idea who they were), I decided I never wanted to own something that a Duff sister owned. Except for money. THAT, I'd like to own.

Who are you, anonymous-yet-constant-band-member-name poster? I must know.

Lemmy said...

Understandable - but you've gotta like the music right? Dirty Duff sisters be Damned (DDD - that's a pretty big size- yikes)

BTW, "The Wizard", "Eddie", "Iggy" and "Rat" ask whether you've got any Sabbath/Maiden/Stooges/Damned tshirts - the lads wanna know - lol...

that's your imbedded hint - drop me a note on FB and I'll confirm it..

Sammael said...

Kris ... birthday on Monday? But, you don't even look a day over 40!

My return to Canada actually occurs on Monday. It's been a long time since I saw good ol' Pearson. I hear that the weather is boiling in Southern Ontario, it will be a welcome change to freezing day in and day out.

Are you headed to the Big Apple Wannabe city for the birthday, or will you be stumbling up and down Hogan's Alley?

Kris said...

Lemmy - Oh, how I miss the Lads.... I'm betting I know just which musical lad has graced my blog comments. But there's always the chance that I'm wrong!

Sammael - Jesus, someone's been doing their homework! I'm in the big city AND St. Cath. Different festivities altogether. No Hogan's Alley stumbling. Nope.

And yeah, it's pretty darn hot here. Bring yer shorts 'n Hawaiian shirts!

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