Tuesday, July 6, 2010

She Could Do The Alphabet Backwards Without Making Any Mistakes

Geez.

This is the longest I've gone without posting in a very long time.

I was away til yesterday - Pride kicked my ass.

I'm still not fully awake.

Oh, the stories. I honestly wouldn't know where to start. And some things that happen at Pride stay at Pride, unless caught on a stranger's camera and then posted on YouTube and the 6:00 news.

So let's see. What can I share?

Here's a rundown:

Worked. Danced. Sweated. Hit the Rhino on Friday. Had a pretty killer hotel room all weekend. Saw some of my favourite people I haven't seen in awhile. Was followed to my hotel by a straight man who said and did the creepiest shit to me (my fault for walking home alone at night, I guess). Saw less naked people than last year. Sprayed people with my giant Water Gun o' Awesomeness. Was soaked all Sunday afternoon like I was trying to win a Wet Tshirt Contest (which I would never, ever win). Yelled and screamed a bit too much. Kicked BigFoot in the junk. Did. Not. Sleep.

There. That's all you're allowed to know.

And with that, here's some random pics.







Now if you'll excuse me, Zombie Kris requires more coffee.



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wanna hear about this:

"Was followed to my hotel by a straight man who said and did the creepiest shit to me"

That sounds like it ended in a police report. Unless you liked it :S

Kris said...

Definitely did not like it. It ended with him being thrown out of the hotel lobby by security, cuz he followed me in after I ran away from him.

screetus said...

It's good that hotel security acted; I guess there are assholes everywhere.

Meanwhile I admire how you were armed and dangerous this weekend. Also your VIP tag merely confirms what we all know to be true.

Kris said...

Yes. I am a Viciously Ignorant Penguin, packin' heat with a gun full of ice water!

;)

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Looks like a good time. Were those guns involved in the wet t-shirt contest?

Gage said...

Looks like it was a lot of fun!

Kris said...

Doctor - Yes. Those guns sure were. The guy working with us happened to be one of the only straight ones, and he felt that we should be soaking wet all afternoon. He made it his job to ensure that.

Gage - Parts of it were - did you go at all?

Mike D. said...

Someone followed you? Who was he? And I would kind of like to know all the things you're not supposed to tell. =)

Sammael said...

Kris. What a tough life you lead. So much sorrow. So much pain.

Kris said...

Mike - Not gonna happen.

Sammael - Why does everyone feel the need to jump on me when I have ONE damn post that isn't miserable? Do you think it's an indicator of ANYTHING? Let me say this one more time... you do not know me.

Anonymous said...

Is that Sammael making fun of you? What a loser.

Kris said...

That's the way I took it, but ya never know. I'm pretty defensive sometimes. :)

Sammael said...

Dear Anonymous ... if that is your real name ... I believe Kris is an awesome writer, very witty, mixed in with beauty ... I am NOT making fun of her. I just see that all her "good" gets trumped by the negativity.

In fact, Kris has elected to become somewhat of a public figure and she is tough enough to take the nice comments mixed in with some criticism, no?

She actually requests word for word when we write something on her blog to "break it to" her gently.

Thank you for your kind words, Mr. (or Mrs.) Anonymous.

Kris said...

Sammael - Problem is, there's many reasons for the negativity. But as I said before, I'm trying to keep things a bit more positive and ignore the bad shit when I can. Will I always be able to? No. Hell no. So the result will be some depressy posts. That's the way it is. It's my page filled with whatever I wish to put on it, and so it's a reflection of how I feel.

But you're right. Nice comments and criticism are both welcome - but it means I also have the right to bite back.

Thanks for "breaking it to me gently". And as for Anon... I think he/she is just one of my readers that gets protective. I don't mind that a bit. ;)

Sammael said...

Kris - I very slightly apologize over an email I sent you this morning. Many bad things have happened to me lately and this morning I was fuming at the world and blasted something out your way, you were just a casualty of the moment ... I still stand by most of my words willing to debate you at any given time, depeding on my mood, so, I'll be watching .... and reading.

Your Nemesis

Kris said...

Why the crap do you want to be my nemesis?

And you can debate me all you want. Considering it's all personal to me, you CAN'T debate it. Doesn't work that way.

That's like you telling me that you like the colour blue, and me fighting you and telling you that you don't.

It's ridiculous.

Step up and debate my own feelings with me if you must. But trust me, I'll shoot ya down. I'm kind of an expert on the "Kris" subject.

Anonymous said...

Sammael you seem a bit wishy washy. Either you like her and her posts or you don't.

And it's MR. Anonymous to you.

Chris Bosh said...

really?

this?

meh.

Kris said...

Got a problem, traitor?

k said...

Seems like your comment thread could use a little old-fashioned crass male objectifying, lol. ( Since when does your blog have a cadre of trolls?) Anyway, it's cool to see you're the type that doesn't didain cutooffs. I was dating a girl who I brought to a family thing who (upon entering the place said "Omg are they all rednecks"? because some of the women were wearing cutoff Jeans. She felt that a "proper woman didn't do that.I shit you not. Should have seen her face contort when I told her, that the two girls on the left (my cousins) were both Harvard grads and the one on the right was a Princeton undergrad.People and their assumptions are amusing.

Kris said...

I've actually heard that from other people before.

The skirt is pretty old. I didn't even pick it out. But when it's hot out? Yeah. It's pretty friggin' handy. Fashion be DAMNED! (I tend to not care about fashion anyway... gimme ripped jeans and a band tshirt, and I'm a happy chick.)

I've also got cut off shorts that my ex help cut from an old pair of jeans. I wear those too. That girl you dated would hate me ;)

Sammael said...

Hello K ... as if you are named after Ketamine ...

I'm far from a troll ... I know Kris very well, we go back to the Deccan era ...

Incredible how you can't speak your mind or "retort" to anything that is being said on here ... as if everyone should just go along to what is being said around here peacefully .... are we in Waco, Texas?

Kris - the following link is for you :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo&feature=related

k said...

Samm, Why the hostility?I did not assault your character directly.lol Sam, I have a gf who will not speak to me, a mother who is approaching inconsolable and a family that basically hates my ass because I'm going back to Afghanistan of my own volition.Not due to need. I'm old I'm over 30. i'm not going to get involved in your need for a flame war. If I have inadverentlly wounded your sensisbilities, I apologize.lololol Forgive me i'm laughing too hard to fix any typos.

Sammael said...

K-man, you actually typed 89 words in response to me just to tell me that you're not getting involved in said "flame war." No response at all would have been a stronger indication of your intentions.

Sir, I have lived through war for many, many years. I'm on the other side of the world and under the concept of it's reality and can fully grasp what you are doing ... all the power to you in making your decision even though it seems that it is taking a toll on things at home.

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