Thursday, August 12, 2010

All Our Friends, They're Laughing At Us. All Of Those You Loved, You Mistrust

This week's video blog is about cartoons.

Yep. Animated awesomeness.

In it, we discuss Snoopy's drug addiction, Astroboy's favourite lube, short people who sell ergonomic chair parts on the black market, She-Ra, The Strokes, things that are purple, and Daisy's cartoon dog boyfriends.

Contain your excitement, please.

And so, for your viewing (dis)pleasure...

22 comments:

Shaz said...

So I take it you've accepted Optimus Prime as your lord and saviour?

Kris said...

I only admit that on Thursdays. So you're in luck!

K said...

I'm a little late to this party, but definitely Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. I too was a precocious little prick. http://www.ecollo.com/image.axd?picture=calvin-snowmean0gfdg.jpg

PatZ said...

the problem with She-Ra is that she fights for the Honour of Grey Skull. you know what that means? it means that she wants Grey Skull to be a perma-virgin.
but i guess the tradeoff there is that He-Man fights for the Power of Grey Skull, so he either wants to rape people or just beef up like Jersey Shore douchers.

Kris said...

K - Good answer! I dig Calvin, always have.

PatZ - Grey Skull SHOULD stay a virgin. There are reasons.

Anonymous said...

Yellow shirt wins.

Princess Pessimism said...

I havent quite figured out how i managed to miss so many posts - PLUS your question to me being in the kitters as a response to my comment, like 4 posts ago...but yes, i was, and will be again tomorrow (For a wedding that involves a dog - in a tutu. Ugh) if you missed my blog about it, dont worry - there was also an article about it in the toronto star...*massive eye roll*....

Kris said...

Anon - What does it win? The chance to be worn again? Oh, it's very excited then.

Princess - Dog? In a tutu? Daisy just sighed. And now I'm off to catch up on your blog....

Alyson said...

You totally reminded me of Duckman... it's been ages since I've watched that show. Wow!

Kris said...

I know, me too! Doing this vlog made me want to watch old cartoons all day...

Darling Phlegmentine said...

Your dear Dairy is quite possibly the most human looking canine I've ever seen. Does it freak you out sometimes? I'm half expecting her to start talking.

Kris said...

She talks. But only to me.

I don't think she's ever made her crazy noises in these videos.... they're hilarious. She grunts and squeaks like a pig. And she sings. Just like her mama.

Mike D. said...

Lips and eyes again. I also agree with anonymous, the yellow shirt is nice.

I should get facebook so I can answer these questions.

ghetto.punk.chic said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdeD3YaY1g&feature=related

...watch this 8 min clip & see how much I AM Joan of Arc. The similarities are frightening.

peterdewolf said...

Family Guy sucks.

But you are awesomeawesome.

Kris said...

Mike - My other Mike D is on there... so maybe don't get it, cuz I don't wanna be all confuse-ed.

Leeeah - Should I call you Joan now? Joan the Clone?

Peter - Blasphemy! Well, the FG part. I love Family Guy. But since you said I'm awesomeawesome I'm inclined to still wanna be your friend.

Anonymous said...

The Jesus!

Kris said...

Oh yes. The Jesus.

This isn't widely known, but I have a thing for John Turturro. I think he's awesome.

ghost said...

i missed this post and even though its late i'll say snake eyes. no one expects him to talk. hes just supposed to show up and kick ass.

Kris said...

You show up and kick ass, too. It fits.

Masuka said...

So I found my chair... But the bitch wouldn't give it back claiming she "found it" ... I think I'm going to take a razor to my former chair later so its unusable.

Kris said...

Well, it least it wasn't the short people hocking chair parts on the black market, right?

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