Friday, August 6, 2010

A Dreamer Of Pictures, I Run In The Night. You See Us Together, Chasing The Moonlight

I hate seeing the Toronto news, or updates from my Torontonian friends, talking about all the awesome events and things that I'm missing out on.

I feel so far removed from it all. Like I should be there, but I'm not. Summer in Toronto is unlike anywhere else. I keep telling myself "there's always next summer. And the one after that..." But right now? Yeah. It sucks.

Ok, ok enough of my whining.

Video blog time.

This week's post is chock full o' bloopers. Yes, bloopers. And a dog. And Neil Young. And Masuka's conundrums. And Keanu Reeves makes a special guest appearance... Whoa.

Watch & judge, as I know you will.





20 comments:

Gage said...

ah there's lots going on outside of the city...I'd rather be anywhere but stuck in the city on a hot summer night actually...

Kris said...

I'll trade ya! :)

Sammael said...

I have a few ideas for your next video blog, these are some of the questions that you should ask ... keep things interesting :

Who is the person you would NEVER want to meet?

What's a saying you say alot??

You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

If you were a worm, how long would you be?

What would you want written on your tombstone?

Do frogs have ears?

Foghorn Fathorn said...

I would also like to know how long you'd be if you were a worm.

And what about a Joey Lawrence 'whoa'? Have you seen him lately? He's absolutely terrifying.

Jack said...

First off - you're the man.

Secondly, were I to become a cartoon character of my choosing I would be Count Chocula.

He strikes me as the type that has many different fetishes. Feet, nose, armpits...whatever.

Sure he loves his cereal and chocolate, but he's a freak in the sack for sure. Just like his boy Jack.

I mean, what chick wouldn't want to bang a tanned dude with an accent? And vampires are totally in right now thanks to Twilight.

Score.

Masuka said...

I love that I have my own graphic for the USELESS musings I have.. hahaha

Kris said...

Sammael - I'll keep some of those in mind for other weeks - already promised PatZ we'd go with cartooooooons!

Jackety-Smack - Count Chocula has no tan... he's a vampire! But you're right. Chick dig vampires lately. And he comes with a sugary delicious cereal. You can't go wrong.

Masuka - Not useless. You are the star, friend.

Princess Pessimism said...

im out of the city this weekend too - we're missing tastes of the danforth - and beerfest.

sigh....

Kris said...

I miss something every week. Sucks!

Are you in the Kitter?

Em said...

You are awesome. (And I usually post anonymously, until today!)

Kris said...

Thanks Em!!

Leghorn - I miss your comment, je m'excuse. I have not seen him lately, no. But I do a mean Joey "Whoa", I'll tell ya that much.

Fathorn Asshorn said...

My Joey "Whoa" would eat your Joey "Whoa" for dinner. I challenge you to a Whoa-off.

Andrew said...

You are my hero.

PatZ said...

or, you tell your friends there'll be punch and pie. more people will come if they think there'll be punch and pie!

Kris said...

Asshorn - Ok. Cuz.... you'll friggin' lose.

Andew - Am I? Why? We should be best friends.

Pat-pat-pat-patZ - You're a genius. Hey! Masuka! Break out the punch 'n pie!

Mike D. said...

Looking good, Kris. The end clips were fun.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kris, do you ever do any creative writing outside of the work you do for corporate and personal life stuff? Just curious. Would love to read it.

Kris said...

D - Thanks, friend.

Anon - I have years and years worth of stuff that I just wrote for myself. Most of it has never been read by anyone but me. I doubt I'll ever post any of it here, though.

Anonymous said...

I know you don't like anonymous posters, but I'd like to stay that way for now. Do you happen to have an agent? I ask, because you need to get out there. I don't mean for writing (sorry, sorry), but tv and modelling and things down that road. You could be the face and personality.

Are you into that, because I scout people like you for a living. I would like to snatch you up.

Kris said...

Snatch me up - that sounds scary! ;)

I don't really know that I respond correctly to this kinda stuff if it came from a comment on my blog. If you're real, email me. You kinda threw me off guard there!

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