For many, many... many... years, people have come to me for advice. Especially relationship advice. And yes, I also used to have an advice column. Whether or not I ever took my own advice is irrelevant (just cuz I said so), but other folks did.
I've recently realized that all my advice may have been more useless than originally thought. The answer to all relationships is actually very, very simple. Allow me to blow your mind with something you've heard before:
"Insert your name here" and "Insert other name here",
Sittin' in a tree
First comes love,
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
It makes so much sense.
I've never kissed a boy in a tree. So, without that, I missed out on long love, marriage, babies and carriages?
Take note, friends. Unless you are making out in trees, your relationship is doomed to fail. Mark my words. So the next time you really like someone, and desperately want it to last....
Throw them in a tree, and climb up after 'em.
And with that, allow me to change subjects completely and throw you back to '87, when Anthony Kiedis had long hair and yours truly was a four-year old, singing this on her swing.
Surely, at that age, I was completely aware that this song was about him trying to kick all his drug habits. Right? Right.
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