Friday, September 24, 2010

Nobody Loves Me, It's True... Not Like You Do.

I want us all to be friends.  Y'know... buds... pals... amigos 'n junk.

In order to make that happen, we need to get to know each other better. So I've made this week's video for you - to learn about your dear friend Kris, and how her dorkiness has shaped her years.

This week there are no questions.
No Masuka.
No forcing Daisy in front of a camera against her will.

Instead? I'm giving you yet another opportunity to make fun of me. (And if you've known me for a few years, you just might be in here.)

Strap on your white high-tops, we're goin' for a ride.





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52 comments:

Dr. Bond said...

Hey lady! there ain't no video on yer blog there.

Kris said...

Yes there is. I'm looking right at it.

Kris said...

If you still can't see it, I added a link.

BShurette said...

Pardon my French but........Insta-Boner!

Kris said...

Weird, I didn't realize that was French!

Daryl said...

Hey, been reading your blog for a while now and I really enjoy it. Dare I say, ahem, that you are quite the catch? Hehe.

Skanky Beard said...

It's very lovely of you two chickadees to be wearing your seatbelts.

Kris said...

Daryl - Your name is now Dare-l. Cuz you said dare. ...yep.

Vail - We're responsible 'n junk. But maybe I just like to be held.

Anonymous said...

How did you know I had an Aunt Sally?

BShurette said...

It's not French but I am and I had.......well.....

Hi!

Kris said...

Anon - I'm hip to your jive. Your Aunt Sally was a speed demon.

Brian - Oh hello!

BShurette said...

Loving the parts where you are in the purple top with the pumpkins. Hot shit!

Tell me that you were not totally fucked up on that 5 Hour Energy shot + Snickers. I would have had a seizure.

Kris said...

Oh no, another blonde fan? Boo. :(

I didn't drink the whole energy shot at once, someone once told me not to. I wanted to be awake for the concert, but I didn't wanna crash after. So I split it up.

No seizures! Yay!

Anonymous said...

I was not expecting to smile so soon in the day--thanks.

I am very complicated though--very.

Regards,

T.K.

Kris said...

Glad ya smiled - but what do you mean you are "very complicated"? Is that good or bad?

Mike D. said...

You're a funny, funny girl Kris.

Masuka said...

Me likey BLONDE Kristen. But I think it's been long enough that it looked off to me now. Clearly, it's time to go back blonde. :D

Anonymous said...

I live in Metro Detroit and know a lot of people who hold office. But I still long for Corporate America.

Regards,

TK

BShurette said...

What have you been up to today?

Anonymous said...

At the moment I am watching my cousins team Notra Dame play Stanford--I was looking forward to driving up to Salmon Camp but I cannot get at my fly rod yet due to road construction--otherwise I am avoiding all Campaigns and Canvassing--while I still can--at least this is what I tell myself because no one else I know would agree with me going fishing this month.

Anonymous said...

Are there any Squidbillies fans here its my favorite besides the "chronicals of White-dog"--you realy should give your pet a cape--blue with a white logo whould be nice.

PS I am sorry If I took this blog over--I am very powerful by nature--as you can see--it took many years for me to be able to point something out about myself--like this--because, after all, I always thought it was just normal not seeing it as others did as "taking the place over" someone had to point this out to me about 5 times befor It was on my radar and another 5 times befor I belived it

Regards,

TK

Anonymous said...

I will not post pictures of myself online because, well, it can quikly become a grave matter.

Anonymous said...

I will not post pictures of myself online because, well, it can quikly become a grave matter.

Kris said...

Masuka - Ugh.. I hate when ppl say that. It's not like I can just magically go back to that blonde, it'll probably take a year and ruin my hair. So it's not happening yet.


Brian - It was Grape & Wine Festival in St. Cath. Was out all day.... til a migraine hit and I came home to die.

Anon - I'm lost. You lost me.

Anonymous said...

You just need a roadmap out Kris.

Here is what a friend sent me yesterday: may it shed a light on things:

Here is a short, and very relevant, history lesson.
The Roman Senate governed Ancient Rome for five centuries. It looked much like the Congress today. The purpose of the Roman Senate was to rule in accordance with the wishes of the Roman People. The building in which the Roman Senate met, the "Curia Julia," still stands in Rome today

Anonymous said...

I drank 11 shots of Bushmills last night just to sleep a few hours.

Hope you feel better... soon, Kris, those migrains are nasty beond reproach--have not had one in years maybe because I stopped drinking potato vodka and started drinking blended wiskey instead.

Anonymous said...

In my 20 's--the "music years" me and 8 or 9 of my closest friends would drink the pub/bar out of all/most of the Booze-- most nights--well Mon. Thu. Fri. & Sat. Looking back no one ever looked more then glassy eyed. Now...looking back... it seems like a waste of money--although I never paid for a drink for at least the first ten years of legal drinking until I made the mistake and mentioned the fact to one of the crew--then things when dry for a while.

Kris said...

I'm happy you're visiting the blog and commenting and everything... but I don't know why you keep coming back and posting more tidbits about your past. Am I missing the punchline of a joke here? It doesn't make any sense to me.

Anonymous said...

I say why not--the postings are probes--put somthing out there and see if somthing gets attention.

I have been blogging since blogs were first around.

I have meet many great people through various blogs.

Your blog came up by chance when I did a google search for the title of the movie--which I did not know--about Joy Division--I read your comment thought you were a good writer possibly some day a great one.

The reason I bother with blogs is that I get perspective on things--I look into things--I like to be all things to all people--to do this I need perspective--I need to be all places at all times but the only way to do this is to write back and forth with people who have bright minds and great talent people who live in various places yet come from very different perspectives.

I think the word for what I am doing is now called "trolling" in the first years of blogging all bloggers were very open and honest and bright--now these days all people blog--thus, it is more of a challange and takes more time to make a connection.

You Kris seem like a very nice person who is normal in most ways with normal goals and intrests--I on the other hand am not--rather then loose touch and live in a bubble and make choices based on perspectives from the bubble. I ever so often "reach out to those who seem kindred.

I am not looking to make you work or waste your time I am just trying to get to know you if only through the virtual world--so that I can feel more human and less the hermit who now finds himself in a box few ever crawl out of--meaning, when you have power you become isolated--and this is sad--also not your problem--but someday I might use somthing you wrote/said to make a choice which could change the world.

This is not a joke its just what is possible in the electronic age.

I helped develop the idea to create a switch for goverments which can be used to shut down all or parts of the internet.

This was nessisary from my perspective because I got to the point where I could "rock" entire regions into war.

Anonymous said...

through words alone.

Anonymous said...

through words alone.

PatZ said...

seriously, drunk Phoebe songs and you're NOT singing Smelly Cat? What the hell?

also, Anon, dude, there's a reason no one likes trolls. just sayin.

Kris said...

Anon - if you have a blog, why post anonymously?

Pat - Smelly Cat is way too over-rated. Her other ones are better- I did other ones, but cut em out.;)

Anonymous said...

my drinking buddys were: kid rock, M&M's producer, plastic mans lables tour d.j.'s, also other Detroit D.J.s sound engineer his manager/handlers and some times the man himself, my blood valintines lead singers brother just to name a few.

I do not run a blog although my senator asked me to because I do not want to run for office and I do not want others to think that I might run for office against them someday.

I like to visit groups in different areas rather then hold house party of my own. I get a wider bredth of people that way--also I always know that others both known to me and unknown to me are reading what I write and also what others may say as a result--these people are as powerful as you will ever find so I try to keep it honest by not over communicating with just those who would visit me if I ran my own sight--by visiting other sights I can talk to all most all people all over the World--now that is a good example of networking or you know-- Nation building.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

You're blond again, huh? Dorkiness is just fine, dude. : )

Kris said...

Nope, my hair is still dark. Those clips are mostly over a year old.

And I'm a fan of dorkiness, usually. Dorks unite!

Lara said...

a) I loves me some Portishead
b) you are adorable
c) what in the world is TK talking about and who is he talking to?

Kris said...

1) Me too!

2) Aw, shucks :)

3) No friggin' clue. I'm doing the blog comment equivalent of the "smile and nod".

Lara said...

ya I wouldn't want to mess with him, after all his drinking buddies are Kid Rock & M&M's producer....

Actually, TK - could you tell M&M's prodcuer good job on the new Orange M&M/Pretzel commercials for me? I enjoyed them and think he should know. Spanks!

Kris said...

Hahaha... I second that.

Anonymous said...

I call him M&M because once he made his producer bring him out to party with us--they showed up at 8:30 pm. and M&M told his producer to take him home after an hour because he was not going to be able to keep-up. Plus he is so short that the ladys kept looking over the top of his head to talk to us because he is about the hight of a M&M--his producer drove him 4 hours that night when he could have been with us.

Masuka said...

wtf is with that crazy annon dude?! Dear Crazy annon dude. You're crazy. Stop posting crazy things on this nice girl's blog.

PS.. "Hey you darn woodchucks! stop chuckin' my wood!" --See that's crazy. but funny. You're crazy, but scary.

Anonymous said...

someone once told me "so that's why you are so crazy" after I told them I was made of Irish and Croation--you want to talk crazy and scary--have you ever seen the Serbian flag. I love the little white warp speed running dog here--I am just hanging around for the comedy.

Anonymous said...

Now that I think of it--you maybe right--I have always heard that people tell other people that indicate they are afraid of me--I think differently and once a person figures it out they become scared--I find this confusing because people have always said I am a nice guy--but I should write a book aimed at retro-sextual male readers .

Kris said...

Whoever you are, the joke is lame. You said you were a blogger - you're not. You said you live in Detriot - you don't. I can see where people are visiting from.

While your run-on sentences amuse me, the rest doesn't. If it's all meant to be funny, no one gets the joke... So it can't be that funny at all.

Anonymous said...

Where do I live then?

And what's your definition of a Blogger?

Anonymous said...

Where do I live then?

And what's your definition of a Blogger?

Anonymous said...

Where do I live then?

And what's your definition of a Blogger?

Anonymous said...

I fail to understand why you say you are funny others I say you are funny I indicate you are funny yet then you turn around and indicate that you do not see what is funny and claim infact it is not funny--double-talk, spin misdirection, inuendo, projection, passive aggresion, gang-tackleing, false claims, character assasination, changing the subject, arrogent, bullying--what is left...

Masuka said...

He's like a 2 year old... That happens to be off his meds. Me thinks the ignore button should be pushed

Anonymous said...

that is exactly what character assasination is it is also bullying and threatening. I do not think you care--now that is what I call scary--I would not be alone in this observation.

Anonymous said...

Masuka,

I will agree with you that your standards are low and you do not think much of yourself because after all you indicate that a two year old can handle you.

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