I know, I know. We've been over this before. We discussed it. I got your input. We laughed, we cried, we played Battleship. But I'm bringing the topic back once more.
But this time I want to talk about ways guys 'n girls try to pick each other up. For the sake of this blog post, I use men as an example. Sorry, but that's what I deal with.
Ladies, if you're looking to be hit on a lot - go to a concert of the rock and/or roll variety. But prepare for the creeps. At this last one, I was meowed at. Leered at. Talked up by a guy who could've been my father. And then there were what my cousin and I lovingly(?) refer to as the "Suit Jacket Guys". They were wannabe-yuppies who stare, point and talk about you as if you can't see or hear them. My evil eye that I hoped would tell them "Screw off, Suit Jackets. We're watching Alice in Chains", did not register, since one of them fed me some cheesy lines and gave me his friend's business card.
What else is there?
The Facebook Pick-Up : "Saw your picture, wanna go out?"
The Asshole Who Uses People : "I only slept with your friend to get to you."
The Shy Dude : "My friend thinks you're hot."
The Straightforward Approach - "Hi, I like you. Wanna go out with me?"
There's too many. And I'm not knockin' em all - obviously some work, and have worked with me (since I haven't always been single). Some are cute, some are creepy - some are so strange, you've gotta question the guy's mental health.
What have you got? I wanna hear them.