Thursday, September 9, 2010

You're Staring At Me Like I Need To Be Saved

It's another vlog day. Shazam!

In these 8 minutes of non-HD video randomness, we discuss solar-powered vibrators, using tweezers to kill small animals, the positive use of big t-shirts, and the sounds of a garden... uh... Soundgarden. Yeah, my garden doesn't sound like Chris Cornell. Doesn't look like him either.

But I digress.

Here's the vid.

Please note - the last minute and a half has some wonky dubbing. So, to make it tolerable, let's pretend it's a Kung Fu movie and THAT'S why my lips aren't moving along with the audio. My karate is stronger than your karate.




33 comments:

Masuka said...

You wear a PROUD FM shirt to bed? I wear mine to the gym.

If I were going to be deserted on an island, I would hope that it would have natives and what not on it and then I would bring a gun. Because then I would be the most powerful person on said island and they would make me their king. Anyone who refused to obey my rule would be shot.
...awesome.

Lara said...

heh, then it would not be a deserted island...

Kris said...

Masuka - Yeah! What Lara said. You're stranded on a DESERTED island... or, I suppose, deserted on a deserted island. No natives, I'm afraid.

And yeah. I have about 5 Proud FM shirts. Craig's old ones, my old ones... hell, maybe even yours.

Lara - Glad you caught that, too :)

Nickname needed. said...

Discussed in a previous blog entry, chicks in mens shirts are pretty sexy!

Please note that the woman still needs to be attractive. Thankfully Kris, you are kinda cute, so it would totally work for you!

Masuka, you can always bring the gun, than if anyone else tries to get deserted on your island with you, and they have never graced the pages of Playboy (or never will) you can shoot them for encroaching on your land... if out of food... well we have all seen the movie ALIVE (or know the story at least... unless you have been stuck on a deserted island all your life, and have just been rescued).

So for the answers that had people bringing SOMEONE with them, would that someone get to bring one thing. If so I'm bringing you Kris, your one thing wins...

Kris said...

Good choice, my Swiss Army Knife o' Awesomeness will be great. And since it comes with a house, I can only assume that the house will come with all the fun stuff inside. Let's hope for good weather on our island, ok?

Anonymous said...

Warm it up Kris!

Masuka said...

NO.. READ MY POST..

if i were to be DESERTED on an island.. meaning I would be left alone by everyone I was with, then I would want a gun.. It's not to say there wouldnt be natives on said island.

Kris said...

Anon - I'm about to! Ha! (Warm it up, Kris) That's what I was born to do!

Masuka - I getcha. But that wasn't the question. So shhhhhh. You get no gun.

Alyson said...

I would want a volley ball so I could talk to it a la Tom Hanks in Castaway. WILSON!

(on that note, the scene where Wilson floats away makes me cry buckets every time I see it. Seriously.)

Kris said...

Don't cry, AliceInChains.... ;)
We'll get you a Wilson that is incapable of floating away. We have the technology.

Aarhoo Ha said...

See, with the talking hoo ha, you'd have something to talk to, but when you got sick of the conversation, how would you shush it up? Oh no you didn't, Aaron! Yeah, I did.

Kris said...

I always said you were smart. Wise beyond your years, even.

Mike D. said...

You look gorgeous as always. The end of the video made me laugh because of your kung fu movie comment. So funny.

Kris said...

Thanks Mike. I'm a chick Bruce Lee, y'know.

Anonymous said...

I have a huge girl crush on you. It's getting a bit worrisome.

Kris said...

Don't be worried. I'm a very nice girl, I promise.

Jonathan said...

RING RING .... RING RING ....

The colour blonde just called and you need to go back to the world of blonde ...

Kris said...

Ugh.

You and Masuka have WAY too much in common. Love of blondes, boobs, ditzes, etc...

It's dark, Jonny. Stayin' dark. So there.

Jonathan said...

Blondes = yummy
Boobs = tasty
Ditzes = easy

You dont fall under that criteria ... so, why do I love you so?

Kris said...

Cuz you can't help yourself. It happens.

Nickname needed said...

I must say I loved the blonde. I might even like it a touch better.

Either way you are beautiful Kris. On a side note, well said Jonathan.

It isn't a Masuka, or Jonathan thing Kris, it is really just a guy thing. We can't help it.

Seriously biologically, unless we are broken we can't help it. It that part of our brain the creates testosterone. It is 2.5 times larger in a man than in a woman, causing us to generate about 10 times more testosterone than you ladies. Thus it so happens there is actually a reason us guys are always horney, and it isn't just to be a pig. However I love the humour that ensues because of it!

Coop said...

I'd bring Bear Grylls. That guy could build a Super Nintendo from a coconut.

Kris said...

Nickname - Well... you're allowed to like the blonde better, but I dunno who you are so your opinion doesn't register :p

And speaking of testosterone and wants all that - you must not know me very well, or you'd know that I'm more of a dude than a chick in a lot of ways. :)

Coop - Could he make an original Nintendo, too? Cuz I miss mine.

Jonathan said...

Nickname - chicks are the greatest creation EVER ... even better than Nutella, although licking Nutella off a chick is the ultimate combination.

Kris - I can't burn AVI files to a DVD ... we need another Torrent FAQ session, I'm quite ignorant to them, among other things.

Vagina. (just because I felt like typing that word)

Kris said...

I love Nutella. A lot.

Yes, you are quite ignorant. Always have been.

BBM me when you require assistance and, if I don't decide to ignore you and your monotonous whining, I'll help a dude out.

:)

ghost said...

but how is your kung fu? because mine is fierce.

Kris said...

We should team up, then. I've got skills. They're kinda awesome.

Craig said...

um.

A simple solar panel powered generator would take care of about a trillion needs.

Honestly.

WtF.

ps. bring a good fucking boat to a desert island.

Kris said...

Answers are supposed to be fun, don't "wtf" what was said. Mean.

Boat was the first answer I read. Christopher from Re:Reading, actually!

ghost said...

ghost and the rambler? that sounds like a giant heaping of awesome.

Kris said...

I like as much awesome as I can get.

We'd be an asskicking team. And hell... we've both had our "shambled" moment, so Ghost & the Rambler only fits!

PatZ said...

how does one properly use tweezers to pluck eyebrows if there's no mirrors on the island?

Kris said...

She doesn't need one. She's pro.

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