Resumes are fine 'n dandy, but they don't tell you much about a person. I can write you cover letters all day, but don't you want more than just words on a page? You would probably like to know if I'd be a good fit. Well, let's find out...
|Employment makes me smile.|
I'm a writer; you can learn all about that on my other website. I'm certain I've mentioned it once or twice.
But aside from that, why should you hire me?
Other than my extensive knowledge of useless facts and ability to change any song lyric into a biography of your life including rhyming words? I'm a hard worker. I enjoy tackling new tasks, and going above and beyond to get them done correctly. I love immersing myself in projects. I make friends easily, and tend to get along with all co-workers - even that guy. You know that guy. No one else will go near him, but I'll take him out for coffee. He thinks I'm funny.
I'm very organized. It's kind of sad how much I like files and folders and everything put in its place, but hey - it helps! Spreadsheets are my secret boyfriend.
As a writer and editor, my attention to detail gets a daily workout. My friends would tell you how annoying I can be when I reflexively correct their spelling and grammar. Luckily they still like me (does that mean I can add 'likeable' to this list? Done.).
If they don't... what about my cute little dog?
She's a big fan. And not just because I give her treats.
Maybe you'll be one, too. Operators are standing by.