You know the saying. Everyone's heard it.
"Imitation is highest form of flattery"
Well, ain't that grand. There may be some truth to it, sure. But how about this instead:
"Imitation is the highest form of flattery, except when it's unbelievably annoying and sometimes friggin' creepy."
There ya go. I made it better. Ta-dah!
Apparently there is no such thing as true individuality or new creativity. Everything has been done before by someone else, somewhere else. That being said, there is still no need to try to emulate or even become a specific person, especially if that person is not a celebrity in any manner.
I know, I know. You're thinking "Uh... Kris? Why the crap would anyone want to be like you?"
Trust me, I have no idea. Half the time I don't even want to be me.
And yet, there are still a key few who try their damndest to do their best Kris impersonations. I have no doubt that they are reading this, so perhaps they will get the hint and quit jacking everything I type on stupid websites, copying things I say and do, and generally being a pain in my ass.
If not, well... I'll have to beat 'em. My karate is stronger than their karate.
On that note, this song somehow reminds me of the subject. So enjoy.
But not the same way I would enjoy, dammit!