Thursday, November 18, 2010

I Want To Watch It Come Down

Could it be... the return of the vlog?

Indeed it is. After a hiatus from ye olde video blogs, they're back. Without a vengeance, mind you.

This week we're doin' it Big Lebowski style (expect random quotes), going on a march of the pigs with our nine inch nails, meeting my cousin from BC and her manfriend and his manfriend, and talking about underwear while hearing a tune from two sibling plumbers.

And oh yeah - we're playing with balls.

Ya dig?

(The voice audio is a bit quiet. Blame the machines, not me. The MACHINES!)

30 comments:

stevenadamswv.com said...

Damn dirty machines!

Shevy said...

OMG!!!
Love it. LOVE IT!
Um... just one question... is that me actually groaning as I stamp/kick something?
Oh dear...
Hopefully March will yield better footage...

Phronk said...

The NIN made bowling much more exciting than it is.

*joke about balls*

Bodie said...

It's the March of the Pins!

Fuck, that was terrible.

Kris said...

Steve - They shall PAY!

Shev - Yeah, I think you kicked your boy, and then sat on him. Hahahaha...

Phronk - The ball jokes wouldn't stop all night. I tried to fight 'em, but they wouldn't leave my head. And NIN makes most things better.

Bodie - I laughed. Does that count?

Not Masuka said...

I enjoy the ass shots of you bowling.

Kris said...

I assume you pretend that I'm blonde again ;)

Anonymous said...

Jagoff ... you may be the best twatter I know ... Actually you may be the only twatter I know .. do I have to pay for this?

Kris said...

Ok, I just laughed my ass off. I see you've located my blog.

And no, most people don't have to pay. But you probably do. It's pretty likely.

Daisy Fan said...

I love you and all, but how come there was no Daisy in this video?

Kris said...

My bitch has been busy. Photoshoots, press junkets... and she's been on location filming Homeward Bound 5: What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas.

She'll be in the next one, I promise. That is, is she's not too good for me now.

screetus said...

Hahahahaha!
I love this video.
Also great editing.
I wish you much apartment-finding success. There must be some underwear-free buildings in a city this big.

Kris said...

You'd think so, but landlords always hang up on me when I ask. Strange.

Mike D. said...

I'm happy the videos are back! Seeing you in action is fun for me.

Her Man said...

Anon (Turkey): I think YOU should get paid for this... that Turkey sound is what dreams are made of.

Twatter/Jagoff: I think the best part of the video was the impersonation of you blogging about this tomorrow. Wish the audio was better.

Shevy: Don't worry, I'm sure he likes it when you growl, kick, and sit on him... hopefully.

Kris said...

Mike - Not too much action there! ;)

Her Man - Ok... since you made your name "Her Man" instead of "Her Manfriend" like I called you in the post, your name is now Herman. Got it, Herman?

Turkey gets $3 for every person who purchases a turkey after watching this video. He'll be rich, don't you worry.

6:18 poet said...

I thought a v-log was when you go for a poo, look down before flushing to see your spoils of war, and notice two logs in v formation. Don't even get me started on klingons. We were all children once (still).

6:18 poet

Anonymous said...

A) Thank you Herman for standing up for me since it is fairly evident now that I need an agent

B) Jagoff maybe I'll see you out at Stella's either tonight or tomorrow while I am bouncing ... hopefully I will be able to kick you out by the end of the night due to severe public intoxication or really bad dancing ... I can see both happening

PatZ said...

what? no one yells "GUTTER BAAAAAALL!!!"?

Also, I choose not to believe the claim of a strike as there are apparently no pins and instead only a shelf that you are rolling the ball into... like some crazy seventh dimension pins shelf score table dimension...thing... n' stuff...

I feel that an appropriate follow up to this "playing with balls" thing would be to address whether or not size matters when playing with said aforementioned spherical objects... n' stuff.

Kris said...

Poet - ...I may regret this but, Klingons??

Anon Turkey - I'm assuming you're lying about bouncing at Stellas, cuz don't you live in London? And I've only been to Stella's once ever. I'm not girly enough for that bar, I like dirty dark places with bands and weirdos like me. :)

Pat - It didn't end up being a strike that time, nope. Turns out i'm better at 5 pin.

And yep... when playing with balls, size definitely matters. Always. Tell your friends.

Anonymous said...

Nice ass, Girlie LongLegs.

Kris said...

Thanks, Anony McPasDeName

Anonymous said...

Dear Jagoff,

I am originally from the London area but I own a house in Kitts. I also am not a Stellas person but they pay me to look intimidating .... what were they thinking?

Kris said...

Turkeyman, just gobble at all the hooligans. They'll give ya no trouble!

ghost said...

those arent regulation sized balls.

Kris said...

That's what she said.

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