I've exhausted this subject already, but it seems I need to bring it up once again.
This post is for you.
I'm sure you know who you are.
You may not realize it, but many others know too.
My friends know who you are. Your friends have started noticing the odd "coincidences".
You said you wanted to be like me, but I didn't realize how much you meant it. Holy hell.
You take what you read and you adopt it.
You repeat my words and pretend they're your own.
Take things that I'm known for and pretend you are too.
But when you involve people and things that are close to me, it gets beyond personal and pisses me off.
You are trying too hard to come across as something, no, someone you are not.
But hey, if it's working for you, then go ahead. Keep doing it.
Continue to show up at the places you think I'll be.
Copy my tastes and follow everything I say and do.
Change who you are completely.
But you will never be me - and why would you want to be?
Instead, you're that girl who is too afraid to be herself.
For that, I truly pity you.
On the other hand...
If you're so damn set on being a bastardized and badly-executed version of me, let me assist you in your journey.
I'll gladly send you:
an ex boyfriend from years ago (hope you like booze and babysitting)
an ex best friend from kindergarten (she'll eat your crayons)
a lock of my old blonde hair (how very Single White Female)
my depression & anxiety attacks (enjoy! yay!)
my personal wannabe stalker chick (... scratch that one. oops.)
Wait by your mailbox for all those Kris-related things. And while you're waiting? Do me a small favour.
Grow up and get your head outta your ass.
Thanks. I feel better now.