Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Happy Christmas Your Arse, I Pray God It's Our Last

Looks like it's time for the Superlame VideoBlog... Christmas-ified!

It's 8 and a half minutes of proof that I'm your friendly neighbourhood loser. Including your Christmas wishes, gross mistletoe men, an "old slut on junk", some Run and some DMC, an outfit change (from Santa to reindeer in the blink of a bored eye!), and Daisy being turned into one of those pageant children you see on Dateline specials.

Ah, the joy. The merriment!

You ready?



Merry Kris-mas!



27 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're alil Christina Applegate-ey... sexy

blepharisma said...

Aww, Dizzles was funny!

Kris said...

Anon - That's a first! I've never been compared to Applegate. Thanks, I think?

bleph - She's a comedian, y'know.

Masuka said...

Merry Christmas Blacksmith! and to the future!
"to the future"
"emmit noo!"
*crash*
-How many has he had?
-just the one!
-JUST THE ONE?!?
-now there's a fella who can't hold his liquor.

ghost said...

im always too late for these, but what i'd really like for Christmas is to send a piece of art to the red hot chili peppers as a gift.

Kris said...

Masuka - Well played, Mister.

ghost - Which piece would you send 'em??

Mike D. said...

Holy shit Kris. You make me laugh! The hat and ears are a nice christmas touch.

Vaildolph The Red Nosed Drunk said...

I missed the call for questions. I demand my own video.

Kris said...

Mike - Thanks, D. Wanna borrow them?

Sant-Aar - Ok. Whatcha want it to be about?

RealSuperKeith said...

Hello my friend. Awesome lame-o post. Thanks for the mention in the vlog. The segment is a bonus - you're THE BEST Santa EVER! I'm touched...hold on for a sec I've got something in my eye....

Aaaannnyyyhhhowww, Daisy looks great as always, although with that outfit on she looks....stunningly, stunned ;)

For the benefit of your blog readers I'll now repeat my XMAS wishes (with bonuses) for you my dear friend;

1) A kind dude for life who'll compliment you endlessly and sing Cinnamon Girl to you every other day (ya hear that guys? a KIND dude, so assholes need not apply!)

2) In addition to the awesome pad where both you & Daisy are welcome with open arms, a Roomba to go with it.

3) Lottery win

4) Your own personal Quebecois poutine chef who'll prepare those cheese curds JUST right

Bonus: Your own highly-rated TV show upon returning from your month-long paid vacation.

Kris said...

Wowzers.

SuperKeith, I wish you were Santa! Or... a magician? Psychic?

Maybe you are :)

Thanks. Those are some damn crazygood Christmas wishes for me!

Sam said...

Your dog is sooo cute! What kind is he? Looks a bit like my old dog, Barney.

Kris said...

She's a Jack Russell. A weird one, cuz she's all white with blue eyes. She's my little freak.

What kind was Barney?

Sam said...

He was a mutt of some type, but definitely terrier.

Anonymous said...

We need to find you a date-wearing-piece-of-mistletoe guy who has an incredibly large apartment thingy. Happy Ho Ho's Kris Kringle!!!!XO

Kris said...

Hahaha... you make "incredibly large apartment thingy" sound dirty. ;)

9:46 poet said...

Nice potch crunching cameo. It looked like you were channeling a memory. Oh wait, you were, ouch!

Are your vids up on youtubey? You may as well bank some roll for your efforts and hope you go bacterial.

9:46 poet

Kris said...

Yep, I'm a YouTuber. My channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ShambledRambler

I'm sure there'll be no bank roll or viral/bacterial-nicity happening. I'm small potatoes, my poetic friend-o!

Anonymous said...

I fucking love you, gorgeous. Killer stuff there.

Kris said...

Thanks, anon!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I like that Run DMC Christmas song. It makes me want to watch Die Hard.

Merry X-Mas, Kris.

: )

Kris said...

Merry Christmas to you, too! :)

Caesar and Schultz said...

Dear Kris,
Please tell Daisy Claus that she looks very pretty. (As do you). Please also tell Daisy Claus that she can come for walks with us in Parkdale when you live here.

Thanks!

- Caesar and Schultz

Kris said...

Caesar and Schultz,

Daisy Claus says she would love to go for walks with such handsome sheps, and she can't wait to be back in the good ol' Pdale. Please tell your Bear, Chimp, and Baby Teej that I hope their Christmas is awesome and we're sending our love 'n hugs!

- Kris & Daisy Claus

Santaaron said...

Oh, you actually replied to my drivel.

Umm, about how great I am!

Kris said...

You are quite great, sir.

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