Instead, I give you an example of the kind of meaningless conversations that occur after being in front of my computer for far too damn long.
|Me & Leah - we were weird when we were little, too. Please note my awesome tights.|
Kris - So...I'll be moving soon.
You can come visit.
Leah - good! then I can come visit! lol
hahaha great minds
Kris - and we can have brunch
we like brunch.
Leah - mmm...rhino
Kris - and i will try eggs benny for once in my life
such a rebel i am.
rebel, rebel. bowie-like rebel.
Leah - so badass
Kris - you can't handle my badassedness
i might even get ICE in my water that i drink with it
ice is the devil's frozen treat
Leah - mmm....cold & evil
Kris - like men. evil ones.
ima buy a tv today i think
Leah - tvs are good for watchin stuff
when are you doing that?
Kris - at tv o'clock.
i dont know.
when i have a free moment
ill just watch the wall as i type furiously upon my keyboard of doom.
Leah - i was gonna see if you wanted to come over tonight...keep me company while i paint furniture awesomely
Kris - drunk company while you paint drunk furniture?
i dunno dude, im working.
all hours of your life.
do you ever get pains from your elbow that shoot up to your hair when you rest your elbow on a table?
Leah - haha. you are a million places at once.
yes, if you want to drink & paint that is acceptable.
only if you have time, of course. Otherwise, I can do it me-selfs.
Kris - i said hair
and i meant hand
pains shouldnt shoot up to your hair. no.
or should they?
Leah - maybe once or twice.
not three times.
Kris - it's been at least ten million.