Thursday, March 31, 2011

We Need New Noise, New Art For The Real People

Porn star names, live childbirth and avocado aliens.

This is what video blogs are for.

Oh, and for the record? I'm crazy about babies and fully plan to have two of 'em one day. Keep that in mind as you watch this. And judge me. Because my brain ain't right some days.



Mortimer St. James, signing off.

20 comments:

Masuka said...

That childbirth video disturbs me.

Johnny said...

Ok... So, by using the formula:

First pets name, middle name and Street name where I grew up.

My porn star name would be "Domino Jan Bronson". Although I prefer the shortened/Double-barreled version "Dom-Jan Bronson" because it rolls off the tongue... which coincidently would be my porn star slogan.

Alyson said...

"Sasha Nicole Murray"

... That actually kinda works. Bleh!

ghost said...

alyson chains.

given your reactions to the baby birth, i strongly suggest you never try a live event.

Kris said...

Masuka - It wasn't THAT bad. Keep in mine, we were looking for an SNL skit.

Johnny - Nah, use the full Domino!!

Alyson - Sasha automatically works, no matter what follows it ;)

ghost - I think I'll be more prepared next time. And when I have my own, I will NOT be videotaping.

ghetto.punk.chic said...

Middle name/Street: Nicole Simpson.

I feel like that's just asking for trouble.

Kris said...

I think I agree!

hank_moody13 said...

I've always gone by the middle name/street formula for porn names... mine is pretty cool...

HARRY SOUTHWOOD!

Come read me at http://hankmoody13.blogspot.com/

Kris said...

Perfect name!

Anonymous said...

You are not awesome.













April Fools! You're the freaking best.

Kris said...

Ha! Ya fooled me :)

Josh Ford said...

I had a couple (lots) beer and have to be up in approx. 5 hours and watched this video and laughed my ass off. Thanks, now I can't sleep. But seriously, good stuff haha!

Kris said...

Thanks Josh!

Not Bob Dylan said...

This comment is a "good one". That is all.

Tilting ratios since 1979

Kris said...

Okie dokie!

Anonymous said...

Where are you?!

Kris said...

Been too busy! Will update soooonish.

Jimmy said...

I dig your v-logs.

I did one two years ago.

Seeing, yours kind of makes me want to do more.

- Jimmy

Kris said...

Thanks! I'll watch for some more of yours.

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