Oh, hello friends and neighbours.
I suppose it's time for some type of update.
I've been filling up my spare time as much as possible - distractions are necessary for me, since I dwell on negative crap a lot, and have a few things that need "fixing".
So, fix 'em I shall... but things take time.
Til then, I'm just trying to enjoy the city.
... and its failing teams. Le sigh.
Speaking of failing, lemme tell you a story. A story about gross shit that makes my girly skin crawl.
Yesterday I bought Daisy some dog food. I dunno if you've heard this rumour, but apparently dogs are supposed to eat. Weird, I know.
Just before I was going to feed her, I did what I normally do, and put the food into her dog food container. So I emptied the entire bag into it.
The food looked weird. There was a strange substance on some of it, so I stupidly touched it to see what it was.
That's when I noticed the moths crawling in her food... which was bad enough, til I saw the larvae.
Oh yes. Larvae.
Creepy, crawly, disgustingly puke-worthy little suckers all over her food, crawling out of the bag and onto my kitchen table. I grabbed my sneaker and started bashing the crap out of anything I saw moving. My ninja skills always pay off.
I had one garbage bag left, so I poured the larvae-ed food into it and closed it up tight.
Lo & behold (and just my friggin' luck), there was a hole in that bag. And so, the food, moths, and slithery larvae found their way all over my kitchen floor. Not only was it a fun treat to try to clean THAT crap up and put it into a broken bag (the key - tape. Lots of tape), but keeping a hungry dog from mowing down on some wormy floor creatures wasn't all that easy.
So, is it the store's fault? The company's fault?
Hey, Beneful - care to explain? cuz when the bag said "little bites for small dogs", I surely didn't think you meant larvae. What silly assumptions I have.
If you'll excuse me, I think I have to go throw up.
(Pssst - go here and listen to The Weekly Wrap (April 8th) to hear your friend the Shambled Rambler, talking about the radio show host's Quarter Life Crisis - around 8:45 in the clip)
And remember - I larvae you!