A warning to all readers - please beware.
It has been brought to my attention that multiple sightings have occurred recently, causing havoc and alarm in each area they've been spotted.
Doppelgangers. My doppelgangers, specifically.
They're presumed dangerous and are likely to swarm places that advertise poutine and inexpensive beer. They may travel alone, or in large packs of Kris Lookalikes.
In the majority of cases, they will look evil... like this:
However, in the interest of causing confusion to those who have encountered past hair colours, they may also look less evil... like this:
Now, if you see The Head Doppelganger or one of her Doppelganger Minions, you will likely mistake them for me (that's kinda the point, no?). The only way to distinguish between us is to ask "Can I buy you a Big Mac?". Everyone knows that Doppelgangers as a species are revolted at the mere mention of Big Macs, and will immediately implode. If no implosion occurs, then yes... you may indeed buy me a delicious Big Mac. Thank you.
So stay on your toes, friends. Arm yourselves.
I'm fleeing the city for a few days, going into hiding in order to lure the Team of Kris Doppelgangers out into the open where they can be destroyed by fast food.
Please... don't let me down. Only you can prevent.. well, forest fires. But also Doppelganger Takeovers.