Thursday, June 9, 2011

So Don't You Lock Up Something That You Wanted To See Fly

Sometimes when I'm in a group of people, I like to show everyone how I can fold my tongue into three.

It's unattractive. It's dumb. But I do it anyway. Just cuz I can, and most people can't.

A couple of weeks ago, a bunch of friends and I were having beers on a patio. Some of the guys were talking about how they could fold their tongue in half, so - of course - I had to one-up them all. Long story short, we shot a video tutorial so everyone can learn to be a loser like me.

Enjoy responsibly. And please keep in mind that this is probably around 1am. At a bar. A bar with beer.

Kapow!





19 comments:

Alyson said...

Oh my god I wish I wasn't at work so I could watch this.

Kris said...

Don't be disappointed when ya watch it ;)

TC said...

Ha! I can fold my tongue back on itself but I can't do that one! I've been known to occasionally display my nose touching ability however (I'm a bit of a Gene Simmons in the tongue dept.)

Kris said...

Nose touching! Now THAT is a skill I don't possess. Well done.

Mike D. said...

How did you figure out that you could do that?

RealSuperKeith said...

I remember that demonstration well - was it before or after the "to be hirsute or not to be hirsute" conversation?

Kris said...

D - Couldn't tell ya... I don't really remember, it was a long time ago.

SuperKeith - Ha! I believe this was after. I think that conversation somehow led to this one. This is what happens when I'm the only chick in the bunch.

PatZ said...

There's a porn joke in there somewhere...

Alyson said...

The sounds you make are totally the best part.

Kurtys said...

You need to wear a hockey helmet when you describe that...

Kris said...

Pat - Yeah, that's usually brought up when this happens.

Alyson - It's tough to talk like that. Also, I'm a dork. ;)

Kurtys - Why, will I hurt myself? Yeah. Probably.

Soccer Dad said...

It might just be the caustic quality of those Labatt 50's which has altered the structure of your tongue. From Wikipedia...

"Labatt 50 is fermented using a special ale yeast, in use at Labatt since 1933. This yeast has been known to mutate the structure of the human tongue."

Kris said...

Oh, shush. Your faux-kipedia entries don't scurr me!

One day I'll make you drink 50.

Anonymous said...

Just awesome.

Kris said...

If you say so!

ThisIsAndrew said...

I believe the word you're looking for is "suave".

Kris said...

Oh, I dunno about that!

krista zee said...

My mom, dad, sister and I can all do that. Wonderful family trait.

Kris said...

Nice! We should become a Travelling Tongue Troupe.

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