The following took place on a popular social networking site. The conversation is real (aside from the dude's spelling and grammar which I have fixed for blogging purposes). The people are real. These are their stories.
Him - "Hey there Kristen. It's been a really long time, how are you? I hope you remember me!"
Me - "Hey [Name omitted to protect the idiotic]. Sorry, I can't seem to place ya. How do we know each other?"
Him - "We went on a date once. Does that help?"
Me - "We did? That's odd, I'd rarely forget someone I went out with. I apologize. When was this?"
Him - "Summer of 2009. Best date I had ever been on."
Me - "Summer of 2009? I was living with a boyfriend at that time, and I'm no cheater. Sorry, I think you might have the wrong person!"
Him - "No, it was you! I would never mistake you for someone else. You're far too memorable."
Me - "Honestly, we did not go on a date in 2009. Or ever. I promise you that. You have me confused for another chick obviously, and that explains why I don't recognize your name or face. Sorry."
Him - "Ok, you got me. We didn't go out. But now that I have your attention, do you want to go out with me?"
Me - "No... No I do not."
Creeper-dude... you've now been blogged.