I found these glasses in my kitchen...
And had an idea.
To become a bad librarian.
That won't work.
Rob Ford would likely get rid of me.
So I considered becoming a hipster.
I can like things ironically. I can listen to bands you've never heard of, and call them "sellouts" once you do.
Hell, I even like suspenders.
Should I be a hipster?
Shit no. I don't wanna grow a beard.
People put accessories on dogs.
What about dog glasses?
Daisy would make an awesome nerd.
And that's gotta be better than all the other crap princess-types do to their dogs.
Sorry, nerd. Won't happen again.
On TV, the scholarly types are often biting the ends of their glasses.
I can do that. I can be a scholar.
Look at me! I'm a scholar!
Except... I'm too messy to look like a scholar.
Alright, fine. I admit it.
These ideas bite.