Sometimes I think I should rent out my dog.
Is that a bad thing?
It's just that, even though she is a complete nutbar for male attention (and is good at getting it), Daisy would be the perfect accessory for single guys everywhere. A little white dog with blue eyes who bats her lashes and wants to cuddle? Yeah. Chicks go bonkers for that crap. I see it every damn day.
It's easy. A guy could rent my little dog for an hour, take her for a walk, allow women pet and fawn over her, & then properly use the opportunity to get a number or snag a date. Simple, effective, awesome.
Not a bad side business, right?
Of course, there will always be the unwanted attention. Those who use the dog as an excuse to start a conversation, and then don't get the hint that you're not interested. I come across those a lot.
Yeah, yeah. I have a dog. You have a dog. Wow, we have so much in common and should absolutely get married and start an ant farm together. Meh.
But those are often easy to get away from. Like so:
Dude Without A Clue (DWAC): "Our dogs like each other a whole lot! Hey, we should walk together everyday! I'll pick you up at your house, what's your phone number?! "
Me: "Hmm... My dog doesn't like your dog's face up her ass, she may beat the crap out of him."
DWAC: "Oh look, blue eyes on a Jack Russell! You sure don't see that everyday!"
Me: "Uh... Actually, I do." Awkwardly clear throat.
Slowly continue walking away, hoping DWAC won't follow.
That's just how it's done.
So... who's ready to Rent-A-Daisy?