Thursday, October 6, 2011

I'm Stuck In A City, But I Belong In A Field

Back with some long-due video blog action.

This one features not one but TWO perverts, a talking dog, technical difficulties & wonky hair, the sounds of my boyfriend Julian Casablancas, and some good ol' fashioned penis conversation (including the patented Circumscissors. Yikes).

Use the force, Luke.


Word.

17 comments:

TJ said...

Ha! That was hilarious. Now I'll have to watch all the other ones.

Masuka said...

ha.. dick push ups.

Kris said...

TJ - I put em all together on a Video Blog..um... blog. Here: http://shambledramblingsvideo.blogspot.com/

Masuka - Yep. When you meet Matt you can discuss said push-ups.

So, didja decide about the baby snip?

Masuka said...

I have not. I'm conflicted because the chinese in me says not to have any unnecessary medical procedures done.... But the non chinese in me is a big supporter of drugs for pain... I'm also a proponent of breast implants.... I forgot the point I was trying to make..

I digress. I still haven't decided.

Anonymous said...

I now feel bad for wanting you dog. But it wasn't me that asked the question! Too funny.

Kris said...

Ah, Masuka...

Anon - Hell, on the days when she's a pain in my ass I kinda wanna give her away! Meh, maybe not.

Mike D. said...

You need a TV show, K. Now.

Kris said...

Sure thing, D. Go ahead and set that up for me, ok? ;)

PatZ said...

so, are we going to get real technical and try to determine the, if any, differences between the aforementioned dick pushups and the Tenacious D Cock Pushup(s)?

...shit, now I'm oddly intrigued by what Jack Black would say about cock pushups involving an unsnipped dick...

Also, I will totally trade your dog's apparent lack of drooling for Bernard's droo-... doggy kisses...

Kris said...

Nope, she does not drool. It's one of the reasons I like her.

screetus said...

You know when you play the video backwards it sounds like you're speaking a weird foreign language or something.

Kris said...

I wanna play it backward! How?

(and btw... I AM speaking in a foreign language. Secret msgs. Shhh.)

MeepMeep said...

I love your videos. And Daisey's "talking"!

Kris said...

Merci!

Shevy said...

My sister and brother-in-law were having the same issue... He wanted his son to look like his Dad... my sister wasn't too into the whole thing.
Over a year later, he's still snip free... I think that boat has sailed.

Honestly... as a chick, if you're clean, it shouldn't matter if you're a snipped or not.
In first world countries, there a almost no health benefits to the snip because we have good sanitation.
And from a few Mom's I've talked to, its caused discomfort and sensitivity issues when their sons were little.

I think we'll see a gradual movement towards the socks...

Kris said...

I got a message from Masuka... the little guy is on his way today!

Shevy said...

A. MAZ. ING. Yay little Masukas!

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