This is a series of pics he sent me.
I know that in the first one, I'm telling him give me his watch so I can wear it as a choker.
In the last one, I'm smelling him.Yep. Smelling him.
The rest.... well, why don't you guys tell me?
Because, at this point, your guess is as good as mine. So have at it.
Best captions or made-up storylines win an interweb high-five from yours truly, along with my undying respect (which obviously isn't as cool as a high-five).