Monday, November 28, 2011

I've Got A Mind Full Of Wicked Designs

On Saturday afternoon, my Blackberry finally bit it.

And bit it good.


Screen busted, and this is all that showed up. I could hear that all my texts and emails were still coming in, but I couldn't read any of them. Frustrating. Sadly, we live in a time when not having a cell phone is like losing an arm.

I needed my arm. I had grown quite fond of it.

So, I went to get my upgrade at Bell. Got the Samsung Galaxy S II (I was told that upgrades were free, so stupid me didn't realize I'd be paying for it... until everything was done and they asked for my money. Yikes.)


This phone kicks ass.

I've been taking pictures non-stop, so I apologize for the annoying amount of crap I'll be posting in the next little while.

...to which you will likely reply "But Kris, don't you always post annoying crap?"

Yes.


But now it'll be things like... shirtless dudes playing RockBand.


And sammiches.


And unamused sing-y faces.


But, as usual, I'll post beer shots.

New phone, old obsessions.


The Raiden hat came out on Saturday.




So what if I want awesometastical powers. That's what hats do.

You're silly if you believe otherwise.


See? Hat powers.

I made half of my nose disappear.



But the new phone took hold of me, and I discovered the joy of apps. My old Blackberry had none, so it was kinda like Dork Christmas.

Especially the camera apps. Aw, hell.



Does this one creep anyone else out?





Retro photos make High Park look good.


And Daisy doesn't look too shabby either.

Moral of this useless blogstory is that I am really digging my new phone. And this commercial kinda makes me dig it even more:





So if you have my number, text me with your name. Or I shall beat you.

21 comments:

justinbaisden.com said...

Way to get a real phone.

Add me on Skype. JustinBaisden

That commercial hurts Apple Sheep feelings. =/

Kris said...

Aw, I thought most iPhoners thought it was funny.

Working On It. said...

Welcome to the family ;)

Steve Jobs Ghost said...

The commercial is funny. Keep in mind those are people, not the product. Kinda like the people posting above that are so insecure about their phone, they still have to take shots at Apple. The product is superior.. Much like your body is superior... Ohhhhh your body.

Kris said...

WOI - Yer a Droid dude? Nice!

Jobs' Ghost - ....Masuka?

Keir said...

Unamused Singy Face has some crooked devil horns.

But then we knew that already, didn't we?

Kris said...

We did indeed. I realized that afterward, and tried to take good pics of me and my horns. didn't work so well. This one's a fluke! :)

LuKang's Fuckin Wetnurse... said...

So let me get this straight....I make the FIRST Mortal Combat comment....you tards run with it....and now....for some reason...my name is MUD because I mistook SubZero for Raiden....Fine....just friggen great.

Kris said...

Hahahaha... I didn't say anything! You deal with Steve on that one, friend-o. Yer name'll never been mud with me. NEVAAAHHHH.

Mike D. said...

That last picture of daisy is a great one, and I love you in the Raiden hat too. Glad you like your new minicomputer!

Kris said...

I do indeed, D!

Anonymous said...

I have the same phone and I love it. My Curve sucked. Have you been getting a lot of fun apps?

Kris said...

Yep! Can't stop.

Alyson said...

Eugh, I NEED to come party with you in TO.

PatZ said...

let's try this again...

Last week there was an ongoing discussion on the CFOX morning show in Vancity about which new phone one of the hosts should get cause his BB sucks ass.

All week, people are emailing and calling in. Huge support for Android because "it does this, this this and this and it plays this, this, this and this and IPHONE DOESN'T! RRAAAAHHHH!!!!" no really, there were some people that tuned up about it.

And then iPhone owners would email and call in saying "um, actually they do do all that, and they did it before that Android."

biggest game changer: would the phone play porn? Androidians were adamant in their belief that iPhones can't and therefore, lose. So one guy on the phone, who incidentally worked at a Telus store or something, is on the line saying this. Both other hosts own iPhones. Both load up the webpage the guy mentions. Both start playing videos. One of them was like "I can't believe I did that at work..." The other was like "hell yeah I got porn on my iPhone!" All of them were like "so, it plays porn, why is it supposed to suck more than an Android now?"

moral of the story?

It's fun to laugh at hipsters in commercials.

Kris said...

Alyson - YES YOU DO. :) Anytime soon?

Pat - Bahahaha... excellent story. Please continue to entertain me!!

Anonymous said...

What's up, after reading this remarkable paragraph i am as well happy to share my knowledge here with colleagues.

Feel free to surf to my website ... http://www.babesflick.com/

Anonymous said...

Hola! I've been reading your site for a long time now and finally got the bravery to go ahead and give you a shout out from Houston Tx! Just wanted to tell you keep up the excellent job!

Here is my web-site: http://www.xxxmoviegalls.com/

Anonymous said...

When some one searches for his required thing, therefore he/she wishes to be available that in detail, thus that thing is maintained over
here.

Feel free to surf to my web blog ... naked party girls

Anonymous said...

It's very effortless to find out any topic on web as compared to books, as I found this post at this web site.

My web site ... free nude vidoe

Anonymous said...

I read this article completely on the topic of the resemblance of most recent and earlier technologies, it's remarkable article.

Feel free to surf to my blog post ... http://www.jnmassage.info/

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...