Thursday, November 10, 2011

Just Like Witches At Black Masses

Time for another wonked-up video blog.

This one is all about creeps, how wearing a hat somehow turns me into a dude, Legolas ears, the Sabbath that is Black, Corey Hart's perma-puckered lips, why my dog is a whore, and me telling you over and over not to be a friggin' asshole.

Ka-blam.




19 comments:

RealSuperKeith said...

Entertaining. I actually laughed out loud while watching this. HAH! HAW! HEHEHE!

Jenn G said...

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that this morning!

Bill said...

11) Labatt 50?

Shevy said...

Ha ha!!! LOVE THIS!!!

Don't be an asshole is so key!!!
You think it'd be an obvious one... but no.

And we definitely must be related... because that's how I use to pick my dates too... if they were some what normal and persistent, I seemed to cave. Damn it!!!

I need to visit! I want to see these shananigans in action!!! Hopefully in Feb!

Kris said...

SuperKeith - Aw, thanks :) Beers soon, oui?

Jenn - Anytime, haha

Bill - An excellent addition, yep!

Shev - Awesome, keep me updated!

Wil said...

Question - Ozzy Sabbath or Dio Sabbath?

Kris said...

Both. They're almost two different bands to me.

screetus said...

What if I only shave one leg?

Also, the first round is on me.

Kris said...

I'll wax your leg. The left one.

Anonymous said...

Hot woman in a hat. Cute little puppydog. Funny zingers. Cool songs. Great video. These were my observations.

Kris said...

I enjoy those observations and thank you for 'em. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Wil said...

Good answer, they really are/were 2 totally different bands.

Kris said...

I'm glad you agree, it means we're both right.

Mike D. said...

Shouldn't you be on TV by now? Replace that Whitney woman.

Kris said...

Houston? I hope it's Whitney Houston.

But I assume you mean Whitney Cummings or whatever her name is. Either way.

PatZ said...

Bud Light Lime and Monty Python. Works every time.

Of course, I've never actually tried that, so I'm only guessing. But that still means a 100% success rate.

Taco Time on the other hand, actually works. True story.

Kris said...

Are we talking about how you pick up chicks?

Because all of those are good ideas. Except I'd switch the Bud Light Lime to a real beer, myself. But you're smart not to - hot chicks totally drink BLL.

Anonymous said...

moar. MOAR!!

Kris said...

Yeah yeah. Ok.

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