I used to have a Christmas tree that I'd put up every year (see here, and here), but there was nowhere to store that big sucker in my wee li'l apartment. So I sadly had to get rid of the tree, which was my favourite part of the Christmas decorations.
I did, however, keep all the damn ornaments. With no tree to put 'em on, I decided to dress up my tall bookcase instead - complete with a star on top. It's like a Nerd Christmas. Kinda fitting, really.
Add a couple of beer bottles on that there thang, and you've got something that's pretty much as Kris as can be.
Yeah. It's a little sad.
But kinda fun in a way, cuz I got to "decorate" some of my favourite things.
An old pic of my grandpa with my cousins and I when we were tiny li'l brats?
Now Chrismafied! Alongside To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby and Shakespeare's complete works, no less.
And where else can Little Women and Hunter S. Thompson celebrate Christmas with a grade-school punkass Kris and her best friend Vicky, posing on the baseball diamond?
Nowhere, dude. Nowhere.
I was about to make some kinda 'Jim Morrison is Jesus' comment, but one of 'em I believe in... the other I don't. So - my backup choices are:
He is the Christmas King, he can do anything.
or
Mr. Hoho Risin'.
Meh. Ah, leave me alone...
I see stars.
I threw random Christmas decorations around the place.
Though it still feels (and is) half-assed, it helps.
Even the Salt and Pepper guys got decorated. They creepily look like carolers at the moment. Maybe singing this? (Go Dee, GO!):
It's officially winter. Keep warm (not like you have a choice in this weather).
Ho ho ho, hosers.










12 Breakdance Fights (Comments):
FIRST!
This is a message board right?
Has Daisy tried to smack up any of the newly placed ornaments?
Nope! She's good like that. Even when I put up a tree every year, she never ruined any of it. She respects the Christmasness! I taught her well.
It's the cutest half-assed decorating I've ever seen.
I'm gonna have to decorate Daisy.
Your little salt and pepper shakers need miniature scarfs.. then it will truly be christmas
You wanna make 'em for me?
Megan has a Bon Jovi figurine by the same company. It "went missing". *Innocent look*
Bahahaha! Bad!
You've got some good books there, K.
I try my best. I got rid of quite a few books awhile back, but kept my favourites.
You coming back home?
Of course!
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