No auto-correct. No idea how magically evil it was.
Well, the Samsung Galaxy has the weirdest auto-correct of all. And, for me, they seem to have a pattern.
For example: when I was trying to text the word 'married', it was changed to 'naked'. So my texts could potentially be sent like this:
"Yes, he's naked! I was there, I saw it for myself. Nothing big, a lot smaller than you'd imagine. His mom couldn't stop crying."
"We've talked about it before, but I really think that you and I should get naked. Our families would be so happy!"
Then I was trying to type my name...
But no. It changed 'Kris' to 'period'.
"Get ready for Friday - some quality time with your ol' pal Period!"
"He said it's going to be The Year of Period. That's a lotta period!"
Those were amusing enough for me.
But this next one wins, hands down.
I typed the word 'relationship'. And that one, my friends, was changed to 'fellatio'.
The possibilities are endless with that gem.
"I'm tired of dating. I'm just looking for serious fellatio."
"That fellatio went on for way too long, and it ended pretty painfully. It was ugly."
I know you perverted, wonderful people likely have better ones in mind.
Go for it; post 'em.
Entertain me. I demand it.